Since it's the end of the year we're being bombarded with "Best of 08" lists, but "Worst of" are more fun to make so list your own awards for the "Worst of 08"s.
1. Worst Fan-base - Britney Spears fans. They're delusional about her limited talents and forgive the fact that she abused drugs and alcohol when she had two boys at home. Guess hearing a new dance track from her is more important than the well-being of her children. And don't you dare argue that she isn't the most talented performer since Fred Astaire.
2. Worst Athlete - Plaxico Burress. Shoot himself in the leg carrying an illegal weapon in NY? His on-and-off-the-field antics have earned him a permanent spot in the hall of shame. He has plenty of time to think about what he did, prison-time for illegal firearms is mandatory in NY.:crackhead:
3. Worst Movie Franchise - High School Musical.
4. Worst, Most Annoying Voice - Tie between Akon and Rihanna.
5. Worst Colloquialism - You're just a hater! Anyone who has a different opinion is deemed a hater. Apparently some people need to move to Korea where they don't have to worry about people expressing themselves and exercising free speech.
6. Worst Talking Head - Bill O'Reilly, though it's not really a fair competition, he wins this category year after year.
7. Worst Public Figure - Joe the Plumber. He's talking about running for mayor.
8. Worst Government Decision - Wallstreet Bailout. 1. They don't sell anything. 2. They dug their own hole yet 3. They got hundreds of billions of dollars in bailout money, no questions asked, yet the auto industry that actually makes a product gets scrutinized for wanting a few billion.
9. Worst Teen Star - Miley Cyrus. She's a horrible actress and a horrible singer, yet she sells out movies and concerts and has a gagillion dollar franchise.
10. Worst Waste of God-given Talent: Amy Winehouse. Gorgeous contralto, scathing, genuine lyrics, but a horrible addiction to crack and crackhead husband Blake Fielder.
1. Worst Fan-base - Britney Spears fans. They're delusional about her limited talents and forgive the fact that she abused drugs and alcohol when she had two boys at home. Guess hearing a new dance track from her is more important than the well-being of her children. And don't you dare argue that she isn't the most talented performer since Fred Astaire.
2. Worst Athlete - Plaxico Burress. Shoot himself in the leg carrying an illegal weapon in NY? His on-and-off-the-field antics have earned him a permanent spot in the hall of shame. He has plenty of time to think about what he did, prison-time for illegal firearms is mandatory in NY.:crackhead:
3. Worst Movie Franchise - High School Musical.
4. Worst, Most Annoying Voice - Tie between Akon and Rihanna.
5. Worst Colloquialism - You're just a hater! Anyone who has a different opinion is deemed a hater. Apparently some people need to move to Korea where they don't have to worry about people expressing themselves and exercising free speech.
6. Worst Talking Head - Bill O'Reilly, though it's not really a fair competition, he wins this category year after year.
7. Worst Public Figure - Joe the Plumber. He's talking about running for mayor.
8. Worst Government Decision - Wallstreet Bailout. 1. They don't sell anything. 2. They dug their own hole yet 3. They got hundreds of billions of dollars in bailout money, no questions asked, yet the auto industry that actually makes a product gets scrutinized for wanting a few billion.
9. Worst Teen Star - Miley Cyrus. She's a horrible actress and a horrible singer, yet she sells out movies and concerts and has a gagillion dollar franchise.
10. Worst Waste of God-given Talent: Amy Winehouse. Gorgeous contralto, scathing, genuine lyrics, but a horrible addiction to crack and crackhead husband Blake Fielder.
