Top 10 WORST of 2008

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Since it's the end of the year we're being bombarded with "Best of 08" lists, but "Worst of" are more fun to make so list your own awards for the "Worst of 08"s.

    1. Worst Fan-base - Britney Spears fans. They're delusional about her limited talents and forgive the fact that she abused drugs and alcohol when she had two boys at home. Guess hearing a new dance track from her is more important than the well-being of her children. And don't you dare argue that she isn't the most talented performer since Fred Astaire.:rolleyes:

    2. Worst Athlete - Plaxico Burress. Shoot himself in the leg carrying an illegal weapon in NY? His on-and-off-the-field antics have earned him a permanent spot in the hall of shame. He has plenty of time to think about what he did, prison-time for illegal firearms is mandatory in NY.:crackhead:

    3. Worst Movie Franchise - High School Musical.

    4. Worst, Most Annoying Voice - Tie between Akon and Rihanna.

    5. Worst Colloquialism - You're just a hater! Anyone who has a different opinion is deemed a hater. Apparently some people need to move to Korea where they don't have to worry about people expressing themselves and exercising free speech.

    6. Worst Talking Head - Bill O'Reilly, though it's not really a fair competition, he wins this category year after year.

    7. Worst Public Figure - Joe the Plumber. He's talking about running for mayor.

    8. Worst Government Decision - Wallstreet Bailout. 1. They don't sell anything. 2. They dug their own hole yet 3. They got hundreds of billions of dollars in bailout money, no questions asked, yet the auto industry that actually makes a product gets scrutinized for wanting a few billion.

    9. Worst Teen Star - Miley Cyrus. She's a horrible actress and a horrible singer, yet she sells out movies and concerts and has a gagillion dollar franchise.

    10. Worst Waste of God-given Talent: Amy Winehouse. Gorgeous contralto, scathing, genuine lyrics, but a horrible addiction to crack and crackhead husband Blake Fielder.
     
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    Hard to disagree with any of that!
     
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    Marley are those soap stones you are throwing again?

    2008 did have it's share of craziness. Hard to disagree with those people you have pointed out, then again if we only knew half of what goes on under the radar I am sure these folks would all look like kittens in the window of a pet store!

    Meow!
     
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    Of course, he is sharing his most appreciated opinions with us 'cough cough'
    :rolleyes:
     
  5. marleyisalegend

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    And I asked you to share yours as well, do you have a top 10 worst list? I wanted to do another but I'ma wait and see what other people have to say.
     
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    #11 Biggest crook of 2008: Madoff (and probably worst financial scam in history)

    Also, Marley....I gotta put Blago ahead of Joe the Plumber for worst public figure.
     
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    Good point, I didn't even think of Rod "I am not a crook" Blagojebitch.
     
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    1. Worst Movie; Marley & Me
    2. Worst Actress is a tie between Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz
    3. Worst Acror; Owen Wison
    4. Most annoying Hollwood family another tie; The Cruise's and the Beckham's
    5. Worst female singer; Jessica Simpson
    6. Worst male singer; Nick Jonas
    7. Worst Boob job; Holly Madison
    9. Worst has been; Madonna
    10 Hall of Fame worst choices; Michael Jackson
     
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    I'm not dissin Jacko no more, didn't he join the Nation of Islam? Them niggas don't play.
     
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    It was worth reading the thread just for that alone.


    LMAO


    Add Sarah Palin to the list.
     
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    It's been confirmed, I'm not sure if he joined the Nation but he did convert to Islam, he's been spotted in the traditional garb and everything. Just when you think his life can't get any weirder....

    I can't imagine being in a mosque sitting next to that pale-faced, pig-nosed ghost.

    True, she's fighting with Ann Coulter for "Worst Woman of the Year."
     
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    1. Most disappointing sports franchise: Dallas Cowboys
    2. Most surprising sports franchise: Atlanta Falcons
    3. Most surprising player: Matt Ryan
    4. Biggest whore: (14 time winner) Madonna
    5. Lowest IQ on earth and still alive: Jessica Simpson
    6. Most shocking young teenager to get breast implants: Ali Lohan
    7. Most commercial sellouts by an artist: Beyonce
    8. Most ineffective government in northern hemisphere: U.S.
    9. Biggest on-screen tantrum during policital season: Keith Olbermann
    10. Worst asset to own in 2008: Tie between real estate and stocks
     
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    ^

    *standing ovation*
     
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    Worst...

    Film...Sex & the city.. So many reasons..I have no pussy..thats just one.
    Song..Rock star - Nickelback....growl growl...dull ...growl..yawn...oldfarts..
    TV.....Big Brother...way past its sell by date...enough, move on etc
    LPSG member....hmmm...let...me...think...er....censored
    Comeback....Britney....has lost her performing skills...looks bored...sad..
    Crime...Boy George's false imprisonment of an escort...who wasnt even pretty!
    Crime 2....OJ Simpson....idiot gifted the judicial system a second shot at him..
    Decline.....Oh Amy Winehouse...get a new cd out quick..before its too late..
    Moderator....the one who eventually bans me...you know who you are!
    Crush....my new crush on alex8(appreciate)..I want to have his chihuahas!
     
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    Top ten worst thread topics on LPSG in 2008

    10.) "Who's this guy,_________?"
    I don't know and neither do the fifty other ppl who post "yeah, who is he?" in the thread.

    9.) "Why was AustinBlue banned?"
    Probably because he made too many enemies. That's the trend.

    8.) any thread with "smegma" in the title.
    Because contrary to what that one guy said, smegma is gross.

    7.) any thread questioning one's own sexuality.
    If you're ________ and like to _______ big _________s, then you're probably _________. Just deal with it.

    6.) any thread starting with "Info on random celeb name here."
    Especially if the person starting the thread has done absolutely no research on their own. If you've been lurking on this site for a while, then you should know that it's quite fuckin' easy to google search with the safety off.

    5.) any thread questioning the ability to change someone's sexuality.
    See number 7.

    4.) any Jonah Falcon threads.
    Just leave the guy and his big cock alone, DAMN.

    3.) any Jonas Brother/ Zac Efron threads...and there were/are many.
    If you want them to be gay, they're gay. Just stop talking about them so damn much.

    2.) Ask________ anything.
    Yeah, I contributed, but they still got pretty damn out of hand.

    1.) "Sucking, fondling, touching a drunk str8 guy."
    Because when did it ever become popular to molest someone...I'm just wondering?


    Of course, opinions stated in this top 10 list are purely owned by YNGJOCK INC.
     
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    ^Awesome list yngjock.
     
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    Heh... In Serbian (his ancestors') language blago-jebitch would mean gentle-fucker...
     
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    Sarah Palin fans are worse than Britney fans. Britney certainly takes a huge had-tacos-with-extra-cheese-last-night shit all over music, it can be argued that her success also sets women back a few hundred years in terms of accomplishments and body image but that's where it ends.

    Palin supporters are scary cuz they want her to be in a position to run the country on the format that she can see Russia and doesn't even know what the Bush doctorine is. If they love her, they would've had a ball if Chris Farley ran for president. Apparently charm is more important than intelligence.
     
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    Totally!
     
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