Uhm. I've met a number of celeberites, but I never considered it --or a fantasy about any of them. I mean...
I've met the likes of Harvey Fierstein, Matthew Broderick, Fisher Stevens, Robert A. Heinlein, Pierce Turner, Quentin Crisp, Samuel R. Delany, Theodore Sturgeon, Brother Theodore, and a others I can't recall now...
I met them. I talked, made jokes, asked them how they were doing, told them I liked their work, hoped they were doing well, and hoped to hear from them in the future. I had a luncheon date with Quenton Crisp and Samuel Delany. My wife had dinner with Theodore Sturgeon. Matthew Broderick and Harvey F. were on TORCH SONG TRILOGY, which my wife did box office for. etc.
I never wanted to bed any of them...
With Quentin Crisp, I had to ask him, "is your apartment still dirty?"
"Dirty? It's a work of art."
He said he never cleaned and people dropped over to see if it could get any worse.