Top 15 euphemisms for "getting your period"

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  1. Pitbull

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    - Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
    - Trolling for Vampires
    - A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
    - Saddling Old Rusty
    - Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
    - Clean-Up in Aisle One
    - Massacre at the Y
    - T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
    - Game Day for the Crimson Tide
    - Panty Shields Up, Captain!
    - Taking Carrie to the Prom
    - Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
    - Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
    - Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
    - Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
     
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    my favorites:

    - Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
    - Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

    :biglaugh:
     
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    :eek: I've never heard any of those before. :tongue:

    My fave was always, My cousin from Red Bank is visiting. This sometimes caused confusion, because I actually have a cousin who lives in a town called Red Bank. :rolleyes:
     
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    Glad I could contribute to your education.
     
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    how about "downloading to the iPad?"
     
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    Or,

    I've got the painters in.

    On the Blob,,,,( awfull )

    On the rag.

    Tiptoes week.
     
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    My ex had "communists in the amusement center".
     
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    riding the cotton pony

    aunt Flo's visiting
     
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    Mad Cow disease was already taken....

    Dracula's teabag
     
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    ROFLMAO!!!! I love these. Hope you don't mind if I share with my sisterhood!

     
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    My favorite explanation as to why you cannot have sex.
    "The monkey had a nosebleed, there'll be no circus today."
     
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    "Little Red Riding Hood is visiting grandma."
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    I like "Losing to Alabama" or "Eating Italian" LOL!
     
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    Share away.

    Darn! :frown1:
    I love the circus. :smile:

    My favorite part is where the monkey rides the Pitbull. :biggrin1:
     
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