Top 3 places girls like a man to cum & Top 3 places girls don’t.

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This is assuming 4 things.
1. You’re both in a monogamous relationship
2. You’re both STD free
3. You can’t get pregnet. ( You’re on the pill he has a vasectomy whatever)
4. "He" doesn’t matter it’s all about you whatever you like the best will do it for him.
 
n-no. :spank:

bad, bad LPSG memeber. no wank fodder for you.

now i suggest you go make yourself familiar with the search option.
 
My, my. I am all for variety and if I was indeed in a dream relationship such as that, I would likely think his spunk is delicious. There would be no place I wouldn't like it on my body, and I'd be into having it licked off and then transferred to my mouth by him. But then I am a semen fan. Though if it was put in my ass I think I'd leave it.
 
I like it when a guy cums in my coffee, or in with the washing powder for that nice stiff freshly ironed look. I don't like it when he cums in my shoes cause then they get stuck on my feet.
 
I don't think this one's wank fodder.

I like cum wherever it can be easily cleaned up and I don't like it on my face or in my hair. Also, don't cum or pee in the Women's Issues Forum.
 
I don't think this one's wank fodder.

I like cum wherever it can be easily cleaned up and I don't like it on my face or in my hair. Also, don't cum or pee in the Women's Issues Forum.

in the interest of non-wank fodder research.

top three places the boy's protein proclamation of love is not welcome...

3. my afghan . please don't skeet my woobie :frown1:

2. facial. sorry, porn ruined this one me, the boy hasn't expressed an interest... cuz he fears my wraith :rolleyes:

1. the eye. that shit burns, so, no three stoogess spooges. :irked:

acceptable targets when smexing around with MickeyLee...

3. my belly/me rump.

2. his stomach/chest. is tremendously hot. the boy has not objected to this request.

1. inside me. feels amazing. again, never an objection from the boy.
 
Well, you ended up providing gold star wank fodder after all.

Phew!

in the interest of non-wank fodder research.

top three places the boy's protein proclamation of love is not welcome...

3. my afghan . please don't skeet my woobie :frown1:

2. facial. sorry, porn ruined this one me, the boy hasn't expressed an interest... cuz he fears my wraith :rolleyes:

1. the eye. that shit burns, so, no three stoogess spooges. :irked:

acceptable targets when smexing around with MickeyLee...

3. my belly/me rump.

2. his stomach/chest. is tremendously hot. the boy has not objected to this request.

1. inside me. feels amazing. again, never an objection from the boy.
 
most chicks i have been with liked me to blow in their mouth, some had a weird thing about it and only wanted stomach, despite my best persuasive efforts none wanted the facial treatment :(
 
You have a wraith?? Cool!! Is it a wrathful wraith? :tongue:

umm i do keep the menstrual clots of a thousand radical feminists in a clay jar inscribed with the veve of Castrizulie, the voodoo loa of vengeful woman and PMS.

does that count??





*grumbles "stupid"...mumbles "fingers".....types Wrath not Wraith 1000 times on the intorwebz blackboard*

:redface:
 
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