Top Country & Western Songs of All Time

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Top 17 Country Songs

    17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

    15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number One Country Song ---

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
     
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    What happens when you play a C&W record backwards?

    Your wife comes back, your dog comes home, your pickup truck runs, your bottle is refilled... :biggrin1:
     
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    As the old saying goes, The worst two types of music in the
    world are Country and Western.
     
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