17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That
Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number 1 In Your Life,
Then Number 2 On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of
Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number One song is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But
I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That
Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long
15. If I Can't Be Number 1 In Your Life,
Then Number 2 On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of
Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number One song is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But
I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
