Top Country & Western Songs

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  1. windtalkerways

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    17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That
    Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can't Be Number 1 In Your Life,
    Then Number 2 On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid
    She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of
    Prison By Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number One song is:

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But
    I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
     
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    LOL - I love those, they're hilarious!!
     
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    You FOrgot:

    My Dog Died and My wife left me after my Ford broke down (again 12" remix)
     
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    If I'da Knowed That You'da Wanted To Went With Me, I'da Seed That You'da Got To Get To Go
     
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    What happens when you play a country & western song backwards ?

    Your wife comes back, you get your job back, your dog comes back to life
    and you ge tyour pickup truck back from the repo man.
     
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    "Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears"
     
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