Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings

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    Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings

    [FONT=Verdana,]The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but aren't!) [/FONT]
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    10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    9. He is one hard judge!
    8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
    7. Her attorney withdrew at the last
    minute.
    6. Is it a penal offense?
    5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
    4. For $200 an hour, she better be
    good!
    3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
    2. The judge gave her the stiffest one
    he could.
    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
    1. Think you can get me off?
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    I've always had trouble keeping a straight face at the phrase "immediate release". :p
     
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    Decent. Maybe you're finally learning what to and what NOT to post.
     
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