You have feet size, nose size, race and hand-breadth thought to account for an approximate indication of penis size. Anybody with half an understanding of basic human physiology would be able to know these are old wives tales but I've seen enough of these speculations going around to remind me how persistent urban legends can be. In this vein, I wish to forward the following baseless comparissons, to be propagated as necessary: [Gasp! Is there really a connection between...] 10. Neonatal Cornea Thickness and penis size? 9. T-shirt sleeve lenght and penis size? (is it inversely proportional?) 8. Acne distribution and penis size? 7. Favorite Monty Python Trouper and penis size? (good news for Eric Idle fans. Err... not too good news for John Cleese afficionadoes though). 6. Origami Proficiency and penis size? (He who makes grand crane has grand cock.) 5. Alternate Universe Bra Size and penis size? 4. Pudding preference and and penis size? 3. The Grand Cross Formation Celestial Conjunction, one's zodiac sign and penis size? 2. Magazine Subscriptions and penis size? 1. Leonardo Da Vinci, Opus Dei activity, the world-wide plans of the Priory of Sion and penis size? (Well, they already seem to be connected to everything else, anyway).