10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers
9. Squat pussy over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if they could finally do the pink pussy splits
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet from pussy
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch on steamray webcam
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a pussy
1. Finally find that damned G-spot
9. Squat pussy over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if they could finally do the pink pussy splits
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet from pussy
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch on steamray webcam
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a pussy
1. Finally find that damned G-spot