Top Ten Ways The United States Postal Service Can Turn Things Around

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    10. Change name to UPS
    09. Invent a stamp that licks back
    08. Add wacky sound effects for mailboxes
    07. Alter mail trucks to look like Millennium Falcon from 'Star Wars'
    06. If your letter isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less, it's free
    05. Bedazzled uniforms
    04. New hit reality show: 'Real Mailmen of New Jersey'
    03. Customers can now pay with gas or grass
    02. Take the Packers and give three and a half tomorrow night
    01. Ten cent surcharge to deliver my hate mail — you'll make millions
     
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