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I thought I'd use this old thread rather than start a new one.

Men - do you use the vagina to massage your cock or your cock to massage the vagina?

Ladies - Ditto vice versa

Subtle but big difference IMO.

Since reading what the ladies have been saying, I have begiun to explore the sensations of using my cock to massage the vagina all over - yum yum - have to say that sex is a whole lot richer - don't get me wrong at some point I also need to let it go. :redface:
 

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Cum facials - a little warning first


If we look puzzled, don't repeat that thing you just did.

If we say "OW!", don't repeat that thing you just did.

If we groan and our eyes roll up in our head, REPEAT THAT THING YOU JUST DID!
 

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One very concrete tip: If you [man] really want to buy me something sexy, I'm always needles and pins for items by Janet Reger, I've been buying her stuff for the finer occasions ever since the late 1980s. It's nothing cheap, but I like her stuff.

Her garments are absolutely exquisite but where can you buy or order them in the US? I've always ordered online directly from the UK.
 

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I thought I'd use this old thread rather than start a new one.

Men - do you use the vagina to massage your cock or your cock to massage the vagina?

Ladies - Ditto vice versa

Subtle but big difference IMO.

Since reading what the ladies have been saying, I have begiun to explore the sensations of using my cock to massage the vagina all over - yum yum - have to say that sex is a whole lot richer - don't get me wrong at some point I also need to let it go. :redface:

There is a big difference. If i'm on top and in control of said massage, I can slow down the pace, find the sensitive areas, and deliberately stimulate those areas. There's something about spooning and him on top at an angle that allows him to control the pace and pressure of penetration that feels incredible and you can continue this way for a very long time if you wish. Rather than forceful thrusting which is its' own kind of fun, the long, slow, deep, playful penetration can make the act more erotic and intense. You're also paying closer attention to your partner's reactions and you'll know if what you're doing is pleasurable for them.
 

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Cum facials - a little warning first


If we look puzzled, don't repeat that thing you just did.

If we say "OW!", don't repeat that thing you just did.

If we groan and our eyes roll up in our head, REPEAT THAT THING YOU JUST DID!

I'll agree with all of the above except i'd like to add that facials fall in the same category as anal: always ask first.
 

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One of the things I've learned differs between real life and porn:

In pornos, a woman screaming at the top of her lungs is a sign of ecstasy.

In real life, if a woman is screaming at the top of her lungs, get up because you are kneeling on her hair.
 

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More tips for wannabe studs:

1) Our breasts are not bread dough. Kneading them will not make them grow bigger, nor is it the most stimulating thing to do with them. Nipple stimulation is the way to go, for most of us. The amount and intensity varies from woman to woman. Sucking, licking, squeezing gently, pinching, biting...my preferences are hard pinching and biting, but we are all different.

2) If we are just playing around and having fun, feel free to change rhythm and motion with your tongue, hands, or cock. If I am close to orgasm, and I've expressed that I like the current motion or rhythm, don't change it! Every time you change, it forces my body to regroup and rebuild.

3) Showing me your flaccid penis is not an effective way to initiate a sexual encounter. Show me your hard penis, and you're moving in the right direction. But the best way to seduce me is with touching and words.

4) Grabbing my crotch is also not the best way to initiate a sexual encounter, unless you already know I am really horny.

5) Man doing housework = foreplay.

6) Many of my husband's friends are jealous of him, and complain that their wives don't put out. However, these same men take their wives for granted, never compliment them, don't listen to them, and don't carry their share of the load when it comes to child-raising and other domestic tasks. They have beer-bellies, and they belch, fart, and pick their noses with wild abandon. Hmmm...I wonder why their wives aren't dying to spread their legs...

7) Our toys are not a threat to your manhood. You are not always home, and when you are, you're not at our beck and call every second. Go with the flow -- trust me, most of us still prefer your cock, hands, and tongue to any toy. We would rather not have to hide our toys. And, if we play with them together, it can be a lot of fun...:wink:
 

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More tips for wannabe studs:

1) Our breasts are not bread dough. Kneading them will not make them grow bigger, nor is it the most stimulating thing to do with them. :wink:

Whilst I adore boobies - this is why I prefer bottoms. You can be gentle with them and stroke and kiss them lovingly, but you can also grab them firmly in the throes of passion.

Apparently you can also spank them when they are naughty :redface:
 

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Men doing housework = Men feeling guilty about something?

I agree - so guys - never do housework, never do the shopping, never help with childcare, never prepare dinner, never buy impromptu candy, chocolates, flowers, champagne, never spring surpise trips or holidays or dinners, never spend too much on birthdays and christmas, never whisper I love you, never be glad that your SO visits her mother, always forget your anniversary. :biggrin1:

At least I have no guilt - well, no shame.
 

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so guys - never do housework, never do the shopping, never help with childcare, never prepare dinner, never buy impromptu candy, chocolates, flowers, champagne, never spring surpise trips or holidays or dinners, never spend too much on birthdays and christmas, never whisper I love you, never be glad that your SO visits her mother, always forget your anniversary.
Oh, look! It's my ex- husband!
 

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One of my coworkers once warned me about flowers. If you buy them, be prepared to buy them again and again. If you've never bought them for her before be carefull about the timing you pick.

It seems his best friend had never bought his wife flowers in the 50 years they'd known each other. She was in the hospital after having a routine procedure, so he decided he'd bring her a bouquet. Upon seeing him with the flowers she began sobbing unconsolably and pleading with him to just tell her how long she had left. Baffled he continued trying to comfort her until her nurse came in and reassured her there was no mention in her chart of any imminent demise.
 

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I thought of something I think all men need to know....

Hanging towels or other fabrics from your erect penis and waving it around doors is not a turn on, its not funny, its not clever and its not attractive.

Doing so will NOT make us drop to our knees and worship the almighty strength of your penis.

It will at most give us yet another place to hang our tights out to dry.

LOL I'm glad you're still here.:wink:
 

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I thought of something I think all men need to know....

Hanging towels or other fabrics from your erect penis and waving it around doors is not a turn on, its not funny, its not clever and its not attractive.

Doing so will NOT make us drop to our knees and worship the almighty strength of your penis.

It will at most give us yet another place to hang our tights out to dry.


Now, that's unfair, Kotchanski. Everyone knows that women bitch about not having enough places to store their towels. The fact we can carry one around means our hands are free to do other things.

Plus, admire our kegal skills. It takes practice to do that.:rolleyes:
 

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Basically I think we need to clear up some myths that have arisen from alot of men learning most of what they know about sex from porn.

1 - We generally DON'T cum from just 3 minutes of erratic oral.

2 - Pulling your cock out and slapping our arse cheeks with it doesn't really make us moan with pleasure.

3 - We mostly don't like being folded into very uncomfortable shapes during sex, even if it does mean whoever might be watching would get a better view.

4 - Weird 70s electronic music doesn't turn us on.

5 - You don't need to grow a big bushy moustache in order to be a sex god.

6 - We don't always wear stilettos during sex.

7 - We don't always 'pay' the refigerator repair man by shagging him!

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Dee, darling---
You've gone to reading the "Joys of Gay Sex" again. Stop it. You're making me laugh.

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