touched your knee

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  1. Imported

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    Yono: I was thining about this, and i am wondering, has you penis ever been touched by your knee? under any situation, erect or not?
     
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    Donk: I don't think so, but I might now have to try it and see if I can touch my knee to my penis. Contrary to the speculations of many who compare my height (5'5") to the length of my penis (7" soft/11" hard), my penis does not literally "hang  down to my knees." Though I guess it hangs closer to my knees than the penis of a more average-proportioned man.

    When pressed up against my stomach, my erect penis does extend well past my bellybutton. That seems to be the other anatomical landmark that people associate with a long penis.
     
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    Icarus213: Hey Donk-

    What is the deal with you being so small in body size but being well endowed? Does that run in your family, because I don't think I have seen a really hung small guy.
     
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    Donk: The height certainly runs in my family, but I have no knowledge about the endowment of other men in my family.
     
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    Hmmm...touching my knee with my penis is kind of like trying to look in my ear without a mirror.

    :-/

    Pecker
     
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    Mine can touch my knee when erect,

    isn't that normal ?

    LOL
     
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    blak9: I'm 6'2. In order for my dick to touch my knees it would have to be doubled in length to 18". I imagine this could be accomplished if a person's dick is huge in proportion to his height. I think my dick size is about proportional to my height.
     
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    Finedessert: Isn't this about the same as asking someone If they can lick their eyebrows. :p

    Grandpa
     
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    I think if Donk can't touch his knee with his height / length ratio it's not likely that many others will be able to!

    I agree with him about the above the belly button measure being a more realistic indication. I can remember as a young teenager looking at mine from that point of view and almost freaking out as I began to speculate about the possibility or more likely the impossibility of going up that far inside a woman.
     
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    blak9: Above the navel, huh?
    I had always heard that if your dick reaches above the pubic hair it is large. I pass the belly button test too, though. But only by 1.5" (or something like that.)
     
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    Here's to you, Grandpa!...

    These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles` club and talking about another guy sitting at the other end of the bar.

    "I don`t get it," complained the first guy, "He`s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car, yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"

    "Yeah," replies his buddy, "He`s not even a very good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."

    Pecker
     
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    HUMONGOUS: [quote author=Donk link=board=meetgreet;num=1037335292;start=0#3 date=11/15/02 at 06:19:26]The height certainly runs in my family, but I have no knowledge about the endowment of other men in my family.[/quote]

    ask around! at the next family reunion introduce the LPSG and ask if there are any mule hung members in the family. report back please :D :D :D
    :D
     
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    Donk: [quote author=HUMONGOUS link=board=meetgreet;num=1037335292;start=0#11 date=11/23/03 at 19:44:05]

    ask around! at the next family reunion introduce the LPSG and ask if there are any mule hung members in the family. report back please  :D :D :D
    :D[/quote]

    Well, let's just say that in my "Bible Belt" family, bringing up "below the belt" questions would not exactly go over well. :)
     
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