The son is hot. The daughter with big tits is hot. The daughter with smaller -- but still pretty big -- tits is hot. The dad is hot. (Earlier I posted that he looked like Tim McGraw, after seeing him on TV. But in that picture he looks like Ham on "Saving Grace.")
And it goes without saying mom is hot. If she and McCain win she will be the nation's first VPILF.
But now that the initial novelty has worn off, let's pour some cold water on our dicks and remember:
1. According to the media reports which she has yet to contradict, she thinks all abortions should be illegal. Medically necessary to save the mother's life? Illegal. 14-year-old girl pregnant due to rape? Illegal. Condom broke and you want to take the morning-after pill? Illegal.
2. She does not believe that the Earth is getting warmer; or if it is, she believes mankind has nothing to do with it.
3. She is one of those people you find only in Alaska or on the far, far right, who take a perverse delight in the destruction of the environment and the slaughter of wildlife in the name of "business." When she sees a cute little polar bear cub, the first word that most likely comes to her mind is "rug."
In short, while I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, so far all evidence points to the conclusion that Sarah Palin is flat-out batshit crazy.