Traditional Maori penis tattoo.

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    This is a photograph showing a traditional Maori penis tattoo. The shaft of the penis is blackened. On the head of the penis and scrotum there are circular designs. In traditional Maori carving the penis is shown as erect. The figure would be an ancestral male. In recent times the practice of including the penis in carving has been resumed : the depiction of an erect penis particularly shocked English missionaries as a result the older carvings had their penises knocked off. A penis tattoo was always the last tattoo and generally depicted rank and was confined to chiefs but not necessarily so. There was an elaborate ceremonial process with tattooing and the tattooist was a male of high rank as well with priestly duties. A penis was tattooed erect and had to be to for the blackening. This involved fine pricking and the use of charcoal. The lines on the head and scrotum were from a slight cutting. The penis was tattooed for effect in battle.The design was for an erect large penis. There is evidence that penis size was one of a factors taken into account when a chief was chosen by the old men. A large erection was proof that the tribe were favoured by the Gods and would win over their adversaries. Maori warriors fought naked and erect. Maori men were commonly naked in day to day life but part of the penis tattoo was hidden by the foreskin. This was tied. There were however ceremonial haka and many practices in which the full tattoo was visible to all. One should bear in mind that life expectancy was not high and those in war parties were young men inducted from 18 years.The chief and leader of a war party would be not much older. Generally he was the only warrior with a penis tattoo. The exception was on the East Coast of the North Island where they were not restricted to those holding chiefly rank. Howard.
     

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    Always interesting to know about other's customs...
     
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    Ahhh English, religion and sex. Always fucking eveything up
     
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    Were they turned on by battle?
    Otherwise, I'd have thought in those fearful circumstances ones balls would retract and one's penis shrink..:redface:
    Mine would.
     
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    that is not a traditional maori carving. It is a modern carving expressing a contemporary aesthetic.
     
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    What''s your source for all that? I hadn't heard of the penis being tattooed before, and pre-European, they used a chisel, not a needle, hence the grooves. I don't think it would work in either the glans or the scrotum, since the warriors, like Elvis, were not made of wood, and as he almost sang ,"I don't have a wooden hard."
     
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    Yeah, the Maori were pretty hardcore lol. Pretty much why they're one of the only (if not the only?) "native" (Maori aren't really NZ natives, they arrived first) cultures that didn't get screwed over by British settlers :)
     
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    Not to mention how would you stay hard while somebody's cutting into your penis for the tattoo. :eek:

    Sounds like a myth to me.
     
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    Well, you see, the ancient Maori wisemen had discovered the secrets of natural Viagra hundreds of years before modern medical researchers and the pharmaceutical industry developed the artificial, modern Viagra. All those Maori warriors were suffering from priapism induced by the administration of natural Viagra while they had their penes tattooed. It is totally plausible! :wink:

    Why do people believe this sort of BS?
     
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    Not to intentionally play devil's advocate, but I actually do find your invented explanation plausible. The wisdom of the ancients, including the use of botanicals available in their environment, is a vast store of knowledge long lost to 'modern' man. Who can say what they knew, what they used, and what they did? Anthropology and archaeology are inexact sciences, and often colored by theoretical assumptions viewed through the lens of contemporary existence.
     
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    Traditional Maori tattooing practices have been documented by anthropologists. Do you think there is some herb that would make a guy stay hard for at least an hour while some other guy (as traditional Maori tattoo artists were male, or at least the ones who tattooed other males were; let's assume that a majority of the males who might receive a tattoo would be heterosexual) stabbed his penis repeatedly with this? If such an herb actually existed and had been used by the Maori people, I think it would be widely known throughout the world by now, and it would probably fetch a good price at the market. The Maori are not an uncontacted tribe of Amazonian aborigines, after all.
     
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    Do I think that? Not really. Do I think it's possible? Yes. Would I rule it out? Absolutely not. Who knows what happened in the past, how many thousands/millions of species have vanished over time, or what lies as yet undiscovered in our own world. What we know about the effects of botanicals and other natural elements in the environment barely scratches the surface. To think otherwise, is modern hubris.

    I don't think the presumed sexual orientation is relevant at all. There are many aboriginal societies in the past and even existing today where sexual expression was/is much more fluid than our modern construct of hetero/homo, where male/male sexual release among otherwise 'heterosexual' men, sometimes ritualized, sometimes not, was/is a common and normal occurence.

    And some people are really into pain. :wink:
     
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    You have missed the point. The Maori are nowhere close to being some obscure, nearly extinct tribe; their language and culture are quite well known. Why should something as desirable to many men as a natural treatment for erectile dysfunction have been forgotten over the course of only a couple hundred years of European settlement in New Zealand?

    On the other hand, I wholeheartedly agree with your comments about the paucity of scientific knowledge concerning the pharmacological effects of natural substances, including various plant materials. However, I think that line of discussion would stray too much from the topic of this thread.

    Yeah, there are so many masochistic Maori men who tend to be sexually attracted to women and who, moreover, are aroused by the idea of having other men poke their dicks over and over with acutely pointed objects for several hours. They are interesting people.
     
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    this entire thread is bullshit and entirely pointless. Even if it were true, so what? And the fact that it isnt true makes me wonder what the op hoped to achieve by posting this.
    And for those who think unknown mystical things occurred to these ancient native tribes that have been forgotten about, it cant be applied to the maori. They are not ancient and their practices are not forgotten nor undocumented. And no plant they used is unknown today.
     
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    Well, all I have to say is that my ex was from Whitianga but he showed no sign of a tat. Damn... that would've been fab.
     
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    I can't believe the stupidy of some contributors to this thread: a carving is an artistic representation of a Maori custom. That they carve the actual penis flesh - don't be so bloody silly.
     
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    I haven't missed a thing. Who said they were "some obscure, nearly extinct tribe"? Do you think they didn't exist before being discovered by Europeans, the first significant contact occurring in the late 18th century? Are you an expert in their oral traditions, and do you know what may have been lost in their narrative over the millenia? It's generally assumed they arrived in what is now called New Zealand, coming in waves sometime prior to 1280 AD. It's thought they came from somewhere in East Polynesia, where there is a long rich tradition of tatooing. The ancestral roots of the Polynesians are thought to stretch back to Tiawanese aboriginals at least 5,000 years. As I said before, "anthropology and archaeology are inexact sciences", and you perfectly illustrate what I referred to as "modern hubris".

    BTW, the ED properties of Viagra were discovered quite by accident by researchers investigating neonatal blood pressure treatments. I know one of the doctors involved in the original study. They were completely taken by surprise and quickly realized they were sitting on a goldmine.

    Threads go where threads go, and you don't dictate the progression. Anyway, serious or not, the OP raised that possibility.

    Childish sarcasm noted. Also noted, your very narrow view of sexuality and your limited chauvinistic understanding of native cultures.

    I remember you from this other silly thread: Scandinavian men have small dicks, where you were going to provide, in your words, "scientifically valid evidence" of your authoritatively stated contention that Scandinavians have the largest dicks on the planet. We're still waiting. :cool:

    Wow, and here's another one parroting the same point. Could they be the same entity? I wonder. Whoever you are, I will refer you to my comments above. As for the OP's reasoning, I suspect it was intended tongue in cheek, but you'll have to ask him. At any rate, this thread's a hell of a lot more interesting than most of the repetitive crap that gets posted on this site. "hey, look at my dick, look at my dick, look at my dick . . . my dick is so big it makes my girl bleed and busts out of Magnum XXXL's, my dick is so big I keep knocking over the furniture in my house . . . . . . . . LOLOLOLOL.
     
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    Absolutely :biggrin1:


     
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    ok max cock even though you have been quite rude to me, i will explain my position.
    I have never heard of maori tattooing their cocks and i cant see how they could have done it. Period.
    On top of this the op writes about maori sustaining erection for very long periods of time and also uses a photo of a modern carving to support his hypothesis. Use your common sense... and where are you now howard?
    You are arguing it could be true- and it could. But i doubt it. Another reason i doubt it is that the whole point about oral traditions is that customs and stories including myths are passed down orally from generation to generation and this one has not been passed down or else we would have heard of it.
    I parrot again that the maori culture is current, alive and well documented so this custom would be widely known about, if it occurred, because the practice of tattooing cocks would be passed down and it would still be done.
    So maxcock what are you basing your argument on other than being bored with other threads?
     
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    Maxcock merely excerpts material from Wikipedia articles in attempts to contradict whatever another member has posted previously, often changing his stance (and therefore contradicting himself, too) in order to antagonize a new target.

    I have never seen an image of the eponymous "max cock," but he is indeed one of the biggest asshOles on this forum. :rolleyes:
     
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