A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop. And all of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're leaving." The mother went in and told the son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go into your room for 2 hours. When you come out you can play with your train, but I want you to use nice language. Two hours later, the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. Foe those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." "For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."