Translations for gay profiles on internet dating sites

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I’m a total top.
You can fuck my brains out.

I’m not into kink.
I’m into some sick shit that would make you run screaming from the room if I told you what it was.

I’m not looking for a relationship.
My boyfriend doesn’t know I’m fucking around on him.

I work out five times a week.
I go to the gym twice a week; the other three times I’m working out my low self-esteem issues with my shrink.

I’m 25 and very boyish.
I’m pushing 40.

I’m relationship oriented.
My fucking boyfriend is cheating on me.

I’m str8 and curious.
I’ve been fucked… a lot.

I’m a total bottom.
I’m a total bottom.

I’m horse hung.
It’s slightly bigger than the average dick, but if I light the bedroom just the right way, you will think it’s huge.

I give a great massage!
And if you want “release” that will be $75 extra.

I like to get freaky!
Do you have a boyfriend I can fuck?

I love watching old movies.
I am a new falcon exclusive.

I’m very versatile.
Oh God! I wanna get fucked so bad!

My dick is always rock hard.
The Viagra is stashed under the bathroom sink.

I’m not an escort.
I prefer the term “companion”.

Hot guy with a six-pack.
If you drink an entire six-pack, you might think I’m hot.

I have a thing for uniforms.
I’ve been incarcerated.

I’m hung very thick.
My dick is small.

Not into cyber chat.
I’m stupid and can’t make conversation.

No models, actors, or waiters.
I want a sugar daddy!

I don't have time for drama.
My life is already so full of it that I have two dayplanners. Gimme more!

Masculine only.
I have Britney in the disc-changer, I wear tight jeans, and my wrist is more limp than Hugh Hefner.

I'm unique.
I don't shower and I don't know how to coordinate basic outfits.
 
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