Im a total top.
You can fuck my brains out.
Im not into kink.
Im into some sick shit that would make you run screaming from the room if I told you what it was.
Im not looking for a relationship.
My boyfriend doesnt know Im fucking around on him.
I work out five times a week.
I go to the gym twice a week; the other three times Im working out my low self-esteem issues with my shrink.
Im 25 and very boyish.
Im pushing 40.
Im relationship oriented.
My fucking boyfriend is cheating on me.
Im str8 and curious.
Ive been fucked a lot.
Im a total bottom.
Im a total bottom.
Im horse hung.
Its slightly bigger than the average dick, but if I light the bedroom just the right way, you will think its huge.
I give a great massage!
And if you want release that will be $75 extra.
I like to get freaky!
Do you have a boyfriend I can fuck?
I love watching old movies.
I am a new falcon exclusive.
Im very versatile.
Oh God! I wanna get fucked so bad!
My dick is always rock hard.
The Viagra is stashed under the bathroom sink.
Im not an escort.
I prefer the term companion.
Hot guy with a six-pack.
If you drink an entire six-pack, you might think Im hot.
I have a thing for uniforms.
Ive been incarcerated.
Im hung very thick.
My dick is small.
Not into cyber chat.
Im stupid and cant make conversation.
No models, actors, or waiters.
I want a sugar daddy!
I don't have time for drama.
My life is already so full of it that I have two dayplanners. Gimme more!
Masculine only.
I have Britney in the disc-changer, I wear tight jeans, and my wrist is more limp than Hugh Hefner.
I'm unique.
I don't shower and I don't know how to coordinate basic outfits.
You can fuck my brains out.
Im not into kink.
Im into some sick shit that would make you run screaming from the room if I told you what it was.
Im not looking for a relationship.
My boyfriend doesnt know Im fucking around on him.
I work out five times a week.
I go to the gym twice a week; the other three times Im working out my low self-esteem issues with my shrink.
Im 25 and very boyish.
Im pushing 40.
Im relationship oriented.
My fucking boyfriend is cheating on me.
Im str8 and curious.
Ive been fucked a lot.
Im a total bottom.
Im a total bottom.
Im horse hung.
Its slightly bigger than the average dick, but if I light the bedroom just the right way, you will think its huge.
I give a great massage!
And if you want release that will be $75 extra.
I like to get freaky!
Do you have a boyfriend I can fuck?
I love watching old movies.
I am a new falcon exclusive.
Im very versatile.
Oh God! I wanna get fucked so bad!
My dick is always rock hard.
The Viagra is stashed under the bathroom sink.
Im not an escort.
I prefer the term companion.
Hot guy with a six-pack.
If you drink an entire six-pack, you might think Im hot.
I have a thing for uniforms.
Ive been incarcerated.
Im hung very thick.
My dick is small.
Not into cyber chat.
Im stupid and cant make conversation.
No models, actors, or waiters.
I want a sugar daddy!
I don't have time for drama.
My life is already so full of it that I have two dayplanners. Gimme more!
Masculine only.
I have Britney in the disc-changer, I wear tight jeans, and my wrist is more limp than Hugh Hefner.
I'm unique.
I don't shower and I don't know how to coordinate basic outfits.
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