1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunton, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray martin, bert newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 69, Molly Meldrum, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry jacks. 3. You know the diffrence between thongs and a G-Banger. 4.You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or a small beer bottles, a "gimp","bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot, someone in trouble is in "strife" and you are liable to bust out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for someone. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Australia" like "Strayla" and that's OK. 6. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in "O" : arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, milko, muso, servo, smoko, speedo, righto..etc. 7. You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere...no matter where you actually are. 8. You know that while we call our friends "mates" we don't use terms like "shelia" and "shrimp on the barbie", contrary to popular belief. 9. One word : Skippy. 10. You drive on the left-hand side of the road. 11. You know that all Americans think that we are all Steve Irwin clones. And Crikey! they couldn't be more wrong. 12. You have at some point in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. 13. You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread...and actually grow to like it. You've also squeeze Vegemite through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms. 14. You have the ability to compress several words into one -ie 'g'day and 'd'reckn?. This allows more space for profanities. 15. You have used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad. rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place "bloody" in front of it when you REALLY mean it. 16. You know what fairy bread tastes like, and you can't imagine a childhood without it. 17. You know the first verse of the national anthem, but still don't know what "girt: means and you're OK with that. 18. You've heard the Prime Minister dismiss anyone who disagrees with him as "UN-Australian" and that's enough to have them sit down and shut up. 19. You know that Italy should have never been granted that fateful kick in the 2006 Soccer World Cup. 20. You know that the value of public holiday is measured in terms of alchohol. God bless the Queen and her 4-day birthday.