(All names of course are fictitious) 1. Sal was dick jerking..daily when twas not even..quite seven And with full fledged copulation..on his birthday..of eleven. All girls did love..his hairless dong Which was already..9 inches long And without seed..there followed no little Sue..or little Kevin 2. In Rio sex clubs..Sals performances..become a legend His ginormous penis..places first..in every competition. In cevix bumping..preceding seismic clamping Or dp thrusting..without gagging His cocks unrivaled..AND his tongue..is always second 3. The need for Sal to cum..at quarter hour is odd..does confess he n Shots beyond Pete Norths..result of course..from ultra active testes To his super..man physique Add chrisma..with brainy mystique With porn comic prick..hes worthy of four forums..at LPSG 4. Frau Muller was Nobel..Prizes 09 Lit..selection Blending poetrys brevity..and proses power..in sheer perfection To this pairing..Sal adds one better Word picture sex..this future Nobel man of letters So reading pleasure..is strongly upgraded..with Nobel class erections. 5. To screw..so many gals..should be an encumbrance To fill a cock..of 11 inch length..and 8 inch circumference Yes bood drain..makes him light headed But so many nymphs..need to be bedded So risking faints, he fucks to please..with 24/7 tumescence. 6. On Cerne Abbas Giants..penis barren lasses..oft are lying To become fertile..on 30 foot prick..mentally trying Better to hire Sal..for a fuck If theres still..no good luck Got 5 plus..epic orgasms..for the trying *180 foot chalk reclining figure from British ancient times lain upon by couples and women hoping to get pregnant 7. When workouts finished..Sal hits showers..and always full All guys wanna admire..and question reality..of his thick tool Rich wrinkled Kielbasa..if its soft Or thumping his sternum..when flung aloft Claims God given..(true, but twas first given..to a bull). 8. To Niagara Falls..Sal took his girlfriend..her sheath to vet But aft one bedding..a super cold..she was to get Too bad they struck off..their must do list A soggy ride..on Maid of the Mist But he in their room..for three days kept..her dripping wet. 9. I love Sal..with all my heart..and all my life Not events or distance..can cleave this friendship..like a knife Beware the curse of..Appaloosa* soul mates Who allow jealousy..through the toll gates In form of wiles..and devisive maneuvers of a wife *Gun slingers in the movie played by Ed Harris and Viggio Mortenson have a chaste straight back mountain love affair that is destroyed by a jealous wife grabbing Ed 10. Full of spirits..Sal calls me Donkey..Dong the Lesser And the Greater..we both know..is a no guesser For him.. my favorite sobriquet Is a well deserved..MTTK* But we both know..for wise cracking wit,..I am the bester *meat to the knees 11. Sals favorite lay..from Thailand made..request from he A flood cum..rare from female honey pot..by his salami He briskly stroked..her clit and g-spot Shburst her dam..enough tfill a p.m. teapot And Ocean Center..that very moment..detected a mild tsunamai 12. 11 inches we do share..with penises are laid..side by side No problem brag chicks..to take most of that..deep inside But Sals great thickness..can be alarming So it comes with..a stern dental warning For best results..throughout procedure..Open wide!