Tribute to sexiest guy who ever was on LPSG

[nickdeerhunter]

(All names of course are fictitious)
1. Sal was dick jerking..daily when twas not even..quite seven
And with full fledged copulation..on his birthday..of eleven.
All girls did love..his hairless dong
Which was already..9 inches long
And without seed..there followed no little Sue..or little Kevin

2. In Rio sex clubs..Sal’s performance’s..become a legend
His ginormous penis..places first..in every competition.
In cevix bumping..preceding seismic clamping
Or dp thrusting..without gagging
His cocks unrivaled..AND his tongue..is always second

3. The need for Sal to cum..at quarter hour is odd..does confess he
‘n Shots beyond Pete North’s..result of course..from ultra active testes
To his super..man physique
Add chrisma..with brainy mystique
With porn comic prick..he’s worthy of four forums..at LPSG

4. Frau Muller was Nobel..Prize’s 09 Lit..selection
Blending poetry’s brevity..and prose’s power..in sheer perfection
To this pairing..Sal adds one better
Word picture sex..this future Nobel man of letters
So reading pleasure..is strongly upgraded..with Nobel class erections.

5. To screw..so many gals..should be an encumbrance
To fill a cock..of 11 inch length..and 8 inch circumference
Yes bood drain..makes him light headed
But so many nymphs..need to be bedded
So risking faints, he fucks to please..with 24/7 tumescence.

6. On Cerne Abbas Giant’s..penis barren lasses..oft are lying
To become fertile..on 30 foot prick..mentally trying
Better to hire Sal..for a fuck
If there’s still..no good luck
Got 5 plus..epic orgasms..for the trying
*180 foot chalk reclining figure from British ancient times lain upon by couples and women hoping to get pregnant

7. When workout’s finished..Sal hits showers..and always full
All guys wanna admire..and question reality..of his thick tool
Rich wrinkled Kielbasa..if it’s soft
Or thumping his sternum..when flung aloft
Claims “God given”..(true, but twas first given..to a bull).

8. To Niagara Falls..Sal took his girlfriend..her sheath to vet
But aft one bedding..a super cold..she was to get
Too bad they struck off..their must do list
A soggy ride..on Maid of the Mist
But he in their room..for three days kept..her dripping wet.

9. I love Sal..with all my heart..and all my life
Not events or distance..can cleave this friendship..like a knife
Beware the curse of..Appaloosa* soul mates
Who allow jealousy..through the toll gates
In form of wiles..and devisive maneuvers of a wife
*Gun slingers in the movie played by Ed Harris and Viggio Mortenson have a chaste straight back mountain love affair that is destroyed by a jealous wife grabbing Ed

10. Full of spirits..Sal calls me Donkey..Dong the Lesser
And the Greater..we both know..is a no guesser
For him.. my favorite sobriquet
Is a well deserved..MTTK*
But we both know..for wise cracking wit,..I am the bester
*meat to the knees

11. Sal’s favorite lay..from Thailand made..request from he
A flood cum..rare from female honey pot..by his salami
He briskly stroked..her clit and g-spot
Sh’burst her dam..enough t’fill a p.m. teapot
And Ocean Center..that very moment..detected a mild tsunamai

12. 11 inches we do share..with penises are laid..side by side
“No problem” brag chicks..to take most of that..deep inside
But Sal’s great thickness..can be alarming
So it comes with..a stern dental warning
For best results..throughout procedure..”Open wide!”

 

[nickdeerhunter]

(All names of course are fictitious)
1. Sal was dick jerking..daily when twas not even..quite seven
And with full fledged copulation..on his birthday..of eleven.
All girls did love..his hairless dong
Which was already..9 inches long
And without seed..there followed no little Sue..or little Kevin

2. In Rio sex clubs..Sal’s performance’s..become a legend
His ginormous penis..places first..in every competition.
In cevix bumping..preceding seismic clamping
Or dp thrusting..without gagging
His cocks unrivaled..AND his tongue..is always second

3. The need for Sal to cum..at quarter hour is odd..does confess he
‘n Shots beyond Pete North’s..result of course..from ultra active testes
To his super..man physique
Add chrisma..with brainy mystique
With porn comic prick..he’s worthy of four forums..at LPSG

4. Frau Muller was Nobel..Prize’s 09 Lit..selection
Blending poetry’s brevity..and prose’s power..in sheer perfection
To this pairing..Sal adds one better
Word picture sex..this future Nobel man of letters
So reading pleasure..is strongly upgraded..with Nobel class erections.

5. To screw..so many gals..should be an encumbrance
To fill a cock..of 11 inch length..and 8 inch circumference
Yes bood drain..makes him light headed
But so many nymphs..need to be bedded
So risking faints, he fucks to please..with 24/7 tumescence.

6. On Cerne Abbas Giant’s..penis barren lasses..oft are lying
To become fertile..on 30 foot prick..mentally trying
Better to hire Sal..for a fuck
If there’s still..no good luck
Got 5 plus..epic orgasms..for the trying
*180 foot chalk reclining figure from British ancient times lain upon by couples and women hoping to get pregnant

7. When workout’s finished..Sal hits showers..and always full
All guys wanna admire..and question reality..of his thick tool
Rich wrinkled Kielbasa..if it’s soft
Or thumping his sternum..when flung aloft
Claims “God given”..(true, but twas first given..to a bull).

8. To Niagara Falls..Sal took his girlfriend..her sheath to vet
But aft one bedding..a super cold..she was to get
Too bad they struck off..their must do list
A soggy ride..on Maid of the Mist
But he in their room..for three days kept..her dripping wet.

9. I love Sal..with all my heart..and all my life
Not events or distance..can cleave this friendship..like a knife
Beware the curse of..Appaloosa* soul mates
Who allow jealousy..through the toll gates
In form of wiles..and devisive maneuvers of a wife
*Gun slingers in the movie played by Ed Harris and Viggio Mortenson have a chaste straight back mountain love affair that is destroyed by a jealous wife grabbing Ed

10. Full of spirits..Sal calls me Donkey..Dong the Lesser
And the Greater..we both know..is a no guesser
For him.. my favorite sobriquet
Is a well deserved..MTTK*
But we both know..for wise cracking wit,..I am the bester
*meat to the knees

11. Sal’s favorite lay..from Thailand made..request from he
A flood cum..rare from female honey pot..by his salami
He briskly stroked..her clit and g-spot
Sh’burst her dam..enough t’fill a p.m. teapot
And Ocean Center..that very moment..detected a mild tsunamai

12. 11 inches we do share..with penises are laid..side by side
“No problem” brag chicks..to take most of that..deep inside
But Sal’s great thickness..can be alarming
So it comes with..a stern dental warning
For best results..throughout procedure..”Open wide!”

Corrections: in verse 2, cervix for cervis; d.t. for dp (deep throat); and tsunami for tsunamai in verse 11

 

[jjsuperbird]

nicely done... appreciate the effort that went into this ode...

Cheers
JJ

 

[nickdeerhunter]

Some may ask where in the hell did I get all these absurd stories. Actually none but 1 or 2 (Holland and Thailand) are mostly fact baseless. All the others except for preposterous endings are from true events in this guy's life. How do I know they are true. Because he is a fantastic writer of truth in his life but at his young age, a lousy fiction writer. The true events that he shared with him have the telling element of detail that no one but an exceptional writer could have put in them. The fiction stories (of which there were many), have no details and he would never furnish any answers to imploring questions I asked of him in those stories (but always quickly filled in details on the true ones).

Someday I expect that when he can create details for sexual excapades that never happened as adroitly as he does with the real thing, this guy will move into the league not only of an exquisitely talented non fiction erotic literature writer but a fiction writer as well. Good luck to my friend if you ever return to this site.