13. Like Hugh Jackman..both men and gals..are drawn to Sals bait
With black hole attraction..hell pull you in..and seal your fate.
Teammate and foe,..him cannot resist
In contact sports..where hes specialist
Each one is beguiled..to wish aloud..that neither of them was straight.
14. Sal and I..matched in endowment..and things intellectual
Though 7 shorter..he calls me Little man..so are we equal?
New HW* boxing champ..was 7 shorter
Than opponent..but whipped his asser
Pugilist lessons..I am taking..so Sal be mindful
New heavy weight world champion was not expected to overcome the much taller and bulkier foe but he did.
15. Hollands known..for Dutch Masters..and tulip flowers
And their orgies..where Sal gained fame..for his sexual powers
Once he fucked 50 gals..with iron member
And still twas not..the least bit limber
So then plugged 3 inch dike hole;..held back flood waters.. for oer 10 hours.
16. Hit TVs Hung..has Tom Jane..with matchless body
His 40ish gigolo..eev without cock shots..is still a hottie
But in 10..Ill star in the sequel
And in 11..Sal in the prequel
With rawer sex..as well often have..wide screen full monties
17. Sals woman..must be sexy, model legs..and super busty
And be able..to enclose his cock fully..must she
One day fiancé..took him aside
And to him..did gladly confide
That now at last..she had a G-22*..size pussy
*largest side condom available in world.
18. Sexiest man..with 5 lb meat..is my friend Salem
Though most time nude..and steely erect..poses a conundrum
How does he stand up..so very straight
With all that way out..front weight
Hes counterbalanced..with a sandbag size..bum
19. Sal at bank..was behind man and girl..each with a gun
They laughed to see..that beat his meat..hes begun
But with one jet squirt..Sal did blind him
And disabling cunt shot..to gal aside him
Got big reward..and in 9 months..also a new son.
20. Sal had prepped fondue party..Swiss friends..to please
Forgot the bread..with which to use..to eat with ease
So offered cock..for the dipping
With sweet nectar..from his dripping
And now sold..in posh markets..as Sals cream cheese
21. Billiard factory..found its gold standard..to be flawed
So emergency re-tooling..was required..with a recall
Sal offered them..one of his testosteroidals
Was proper size..n perfectly spheroidal
Got Rolls Royce..and thank God..he was triple balled.
22. Sal was watching..very last episode of Lost..in a bar
Then a nympho..dragged him out..to her car
He had her cumming,,for over an hour
Then for another..washed her with a cum shower
And was most glad..that he had preprogrammed..his DVR
23. As Phelpsian..is to sports..absolute tops in prowess
Salemian is..for Male perfection..and sexual excess
For me..hes a God send
The very best..and trusted friend
And I wish for him..all the best..and success in erotic lit where hes peerless.
With black hole attraction..hell pull you in..and seal your fate.
Teammate and foe,..him cannot resist
In contact sports..where hes specialist
Each one is beguiled..to wish aloud..that neither of them was straight.
14. Sal and I..matched in endowment..and things intellectual
Though 7 shorter..he calls me Little man..so are we equal?
New HW* boxing champ..was 7 shorter
Than opponent..but whipped his asser
Pugilist lessons..I am taking..so Sal be mindful
New heavy weight world champion was not expected to overcome the much taller and bulkier foe but he did.
15. Hollands known..for Dutch Masters..and tulip flowers
And their orgies..where Sal gained fame..for his sexual powers
Once he fucked 50 gals..with iron member
And still twas not..the least bit limber
So then plugged 3 inch dike hole;..held back flood waters.. for oer 10 hours.
16. Hit TVs Hung..has Tom Jane..with matchless body
His 40ish gigolo..eev without cock shots..is still a hottie
But in 10..Ill star in the sequel
And in 11..Sal in the prequel
With rawer sex..as well often have..wide screen full monties
17. Sals woman..must be sexy, model legs..and super busty
And be able..to enclose his cock fully..must she
One day fiancé..took him aside
And to him..did gladly confide
That now at last..she had a G-22*..size pussy
*largest side condom available in world.
18. Sexiest man..with 5 lb meat..is my friend Salem
Though most time nude..and steely erect..poses a conundrum
How does he stand up..so very straight
With all that way out..front weight
Hes counterbalanced..with a sandbag size..bum
19. Sal at bank..was behind man and girl..each with a gun
They laughed to see..that beat his meat..hes begun
But with one jet squirt..Sal did blind him
And disabling cunt shot..to gal aside him
Got big reward..and in 9 months..also a new son.
20. Sal had prepped fondue party..Swiss friends..to please
Forgot the bread..with which to use..to eat with ease
So offered cock..for the dipping
With sweet nectar..from his dripping
And now sold..in posh markets..as Sals cream cheese
21. Billiard factory..found its gold standard..to be flawed
So emergency re-tooling..was required..with a recall
Sal offered them..one of his testosteroidals
Was proper size..n perfectly spheroidal
Got Rolls Royce..and thank God..he was triple balled.
22. Sal was watching..very last episode of Lost..in a bar
Then a nympho..dragged him out..to her car
He had her cumming,,for over an hour
Then for another..washed her with a cum shower
And was most glad..that he had preprogrammed..his DVR
23. As Phelpsian..is to sports..absolute tops in prowess
Salemian is..for Male perfection..and sexual excess
For me..hes a God send
The very best..and trusted friend
And I wish for him..all the best..and success in erotic lit where hes peerless.
