13. Like Hugh Jackman..both men and gals..are drawn to Sals bait With black hole attraction..hell pull you in..and seal your fate. Teammate and foe,..him cannot resist In contact sports..where hes specialist Each one is beguiled..to wish aloud..that neither of them was straight. 14. Sal and I..matched in endowment..and things intellectual Though 7 shorter..he calls me Little man..so are we equal? New HW* boxing champ..was 7 shorter Than opponent..but whipped his asser Pugilist lessons..I am taking..so Sal be mindful New heavy weight world champion was not expected to overcome the much taller and bulkier foe but he did. 15. Hollands known..for Dutch Masters..and tulip flowers And their orgies..where Sal gained fame..for his sexual powers Once he fucked 50 gals..with iron member And still twas not..the least bit limber So then plugged 3 inch dike hole;..held back flood waters.. for oer 10 hours. 16. Hit TVs Hung..has Tom Jane..with matchless body His 40ish gigolo..eev without cock shots..is still a hottie But in 10..Ill star in the sequel And in 11..Sal in the prequel With rawer sex..as well often have..wide screen full monties 17. Sals woman..must be sexy, model legs..and super busty And be able..to enclose his cock fully..must she One day fiancé..took him aside And to him..did gladly confide That now at last..she had a G-22*..size pussy *largest side condom available in world. 18. Sexiest man..with 5 lb meat..is my friend Salem Though most time nude..and steely erect..poses a conundrum How does he stand up..so very straight With all that way out..front weight Hes counterbalanced..with a sandbag size..bum 19. Sal at bank..was behind man and girl..each with a gun They laughed to see..that beat his meat..hes begun But with one jet squirt..Sal did blind him And disabling cunt shot..to gal aside him Got big reward..and in 9 months..also a new son. 20. Sal had prepped fondue party..Swiss friends..to please Forgot the bread..with which to use..to eat with ease So offered cock..for the dipping With sweet nectar..from his dripping And now sold..in posh markets..as Sals cream cheese 21. Billiard factory..found its gold standard..to be flawed So emergency re-tooling..was required..with a recall Sal offered them..one of his testosteroidals Was proper size..n perfectly spheroidal Got Rolls Royce..and thank God..he was triple balled. 22. Sal was watching..very last episode of Lost..in a bar Then a nympho..dragged him out..to her car He had her cumming,,for over an hour Then for another..washed her with a cum shower And was most glad..that he had preprogrammed..his DVR 23. As Phelpsian..is to sports..absolute tops in prowess Salemian is..for Male perfection..and sexual excess For me..hes a God send The very best..and trusted friend And I wish for him..all the best..and success in erotic lit where hes peerless.