This might seem a bit off-topic but bear with me. There's a skin-mag in Australia called 'Picture'. I don't know if it's still going - I'm gay so I'm hardly a regular reader. But one thing I always loved about 'Picture' is the hilarious headlines. About 15-20 years ago, an issue had the cover story "FIVE-BREASTED WOMAN CUTS OFF THREE!". Even now it makes me giggle.
A very off-topic headline I loved was for a story about a woman who broke her leg when she fell out of a tree while having sex. The magazine gave it the caring and sensitive heading: "BONK-RAT BUSTS BONE TONKING IN TREE!"
I know it's off-topic but the first bit involved extra-boobs so I decided to throw in my two cents.