Tripping over cock issues

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  1. BigA

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    I have a problem with tripping over my cock when I am wearing boxers. Today i was on my way to get mayonnaise, and garbage bags to use as condoms, and I stumbled right in the Vons parking lot... so embarassing:redface:. am I just a freak or is this normal?
     
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    It's completely normal for any man. :rolleyes:
     
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    If it is in my park again, I am parking on top of it.

    I hope you get something other than boxers for Xmas, ya fucking hazartard!
     
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    Oh, yeah?! I think you tripped over your dick on purpose just so you could reach out and pants me. Now everybody at Vons knows I coil my dick around my left thigh and my balls around my right.

    Fucktard!
     
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    I wear tightywhities...keeps it coiled and sweaty, but tastefully restrained.
     
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    Would that be tasty, and a little salty in that flavoursome masculine way?:rolleyes:

    Tonguebath? :wink:
     
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    Normal, except for the mayonnaise part.

    I used to mistakenly slam it in car doors. I kinda got to like it.
     
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    While walking, it may be advisable to sling it over your shoulder for safety's sake... you can always put it back in your boxers after you get wherever you're going.
     
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    I prefer to tie it around my neck like an Ascot . :biggrin1:
     
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    You bet, man! modifying my profile soon.
     
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    Why am I hearing the theme to the Dick Van Dyke Show?

    LOL - mind if I smoke?
     
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    This vid is funny too.
     
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    is this the song you guys are talking about?

    does your wang hang low
    does it wobble to and fro
    can you tie it in a knot
    can you tie it in a bow
    can you throw it over your shoulder
    like a continental soldier
    does your wang hang low?
     
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