Tripping over cock issues

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I have a problem with tripping over my cock when I am wearing boxers. Today i was on my way to get mayonnaise, and garbage bags to use as condoms, and I stumbled right in the Vons parking lot... so embarassing:redface:. am I just a freak or is this normal?
 

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I have a problem with tripping over my cock when I am wearing boxers. Today i was on my way to get mayonnaise, and garbage bags to use as condoms, and I stumbled right in the Vons parking lot... so embarassing:redface:. am I just a freak or is this normal?

If it is in my park again, I am parking on top of it.

I hope you get something other than boxers for Xmas, ya fucking hazartard!
 

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Oh, yeah?! I think you tripped over your dick on purpose just so you could reach out and pants me. Now everybody at Vons knows I coil my dick around my left thigh and my balls around my right.

Fucktard!
 

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I have a problem with tripping over my cock when I am wearing boxers. Today i was on my way to get mayonnaise, and garbage bags to use as condoms, and I stumbled right in the Vons parking lot... so embarassing:redface:. am I just a freak or is this normal?

While walking, it may be advisable to sling it over your shoulder for safety's sake... you can always put it back in your boxers after you get wherever you're going.
 

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is this the song you guys are talking about?

does your wang hang low
does it wobble to and fro
can you tie it in a knot
can you tie it in a bow
can you throw it over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
does your wang hang low?