Trivia About GoneA

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  1. rawbone8

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    1. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink GoneA.
    2. GoneA can be seen from space!
    3. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their GoneA.
    4. GoneA has four noses!
    5. Apples are covered with a thin layer of GoneA.
    6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have GoneA for the rest of the day.
    7. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill GoneA.
    8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in GoneA.
    9. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are GoneA.
    10. Four-fifths of the surface of GoneA is covered in water!

    Consult the Contrivium and find out more about everything
     
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    11. Donald Duck's middle name is GoneA.
    12. It's bad luck to place GoneA under a bed.
    13. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching GoneA.
    14. Only one child in twenty will not be born on the day suggested by GoneA.
    15. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to GoneA.
    16. Chimpanzees can be taught to recognize GoneA, but giraffes can not.
    17. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating at least three portions of GoneA a week.
    18. The GoneA memorabilia market in the Philippines is huge, with several thousand GoneA souvenirs sold every day.
    19. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US are used by GoneA.
    20. GoneA's glance can kill up to 4 kilograms of insects in a single night.

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    Fucking hilarious.
     
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    21. GoneA's a bend down in front of a crying, insufferable little brat in public "Hey there, why is a big, strong boy like you making all that fuss?" in a goofy voice asking type of motherfucker

    22. GoneA's a happy face on his antennae and multiple bumper stickers on his car having type of motherfucker

    23. GoneA's a voluntarily helping to direct people out when a fire or another emergency occurs instead getting his black ass out ASAP talking about "Stay calm people! Single File line! Women and children first!" type of motherfucker

    24. GoneA's a turn blood off in Mortal Kombat type of motherfucker

    25. GoneA's a calling Strawberry Kool-Aid "strawberry" instead of "red" type of motherfucker.

    26. GoneA's a use his thumb, index and middle fingers to indicate the number "3" type of motherfucker

    27. GoneA's a listen to alt rock in his car but change it to the rap/R&B station when he gives a black a ride type of motherfucker.

    28. GoneA's a shushing people at the movie theater even before the previews start -type of motherfucker

    29. GoneA's a depends on what your definition of "is" is type of motherfucker.

    30. GoneA's a eating ice cream with his spoon turned backwards type of motherfucker
     
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    I know he's not a big homo loving male ass prodding kind of motherfucker but I would definitely have Dilznick's baby now.
     
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    (rawbone i can't believe you started this...)

    ROTFLMAO!!!! lolololol:biggrin1:


     
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    I'M NO SELL-0UT :jester:


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    j/k kidding people, that doesn't make me a sell-out



    oh that's where you're horribly mistaken ....... this black ass is outta there
     
  8. D_Barbi_Queue

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    I decided to try my name in this one for the hell of it, and I'm not happy about this one::mad: :rolleyes:

    The average duration of sexual intercourse for TexAssgirl is two minutes.
     
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    In her entire life, TexAssgirl will produce only one twelfth of a teaspoon of honey :frown1:
     
  10. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
    you mean that's it?
     
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    Ten Top Trivia Tips about GoneA motherfucker! :smile:

    31. You should always open GoneA motherfucker at least an hour before drinking him.

    32. Two grams of GoneA motherfucker provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.

    33. Lightning strikes GoneA motherfucker over seven times every hour!

    34. Medieval knights put the skin of GoneA motherfucker on their sword handles to improve the grip!

    35. GoneA motherfucker is the largest of Saturn's moons.

    36. Astronauts get taller when they are in GoneA motherfucker.

    37. The liquid inside GoneA motherfucker can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

    38. GoneA motherfucker cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.

    39. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat GoneA motherfucker'.

    40. The GoneA motherfucker-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand GoneA motherfucker-fights take place there every day.
     
  12. D_Barbi_Queue

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    yup, I got that one too. I suppose that since my average sex episode only last 2 minutes, that's all that I can give. It just sucks, especially since I can only get some on the weekends.

    But maybe there's some hope for me if I just drink some GoneA motherfucker.:biggrin1:
     
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    Don't worry TexAssGirl, you will get a different result from the program with different characters.

    here is the Dilznick housekeeping seal of approval approach

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about TexAssGirl, motherfucker! :tongue:


    1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and TexAssGirl, motherfucker.
    2. TexAssGirl, motherfucker invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
    3. US gold coins used to say 'In TexAssGirl, motherfucker we trust'.
    4. Medieval knights put the skin of TexAssGirl, motherfucker on their sword handles to improve the grip!
    5. If you lace TexAssGirl, motherfucker from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
    6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of TexAssGirl, motherfucker.
    7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by TexAssGirl, motherfucker as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
    8. About 100 people choke to death on TexAssGirl, motherfucker each year.
    9. TexAssGirl, motherfucker is 984 feet tall!
    10. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are TexAssGirl, motherfucker!
     
  14. sexycobra

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    OK, I tried it with my nickname for fun:

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sexycobra!

    1. Originally, sexycobra could not fly.
    2. Sexycobra can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
    3. It's bad luck to put sexycobra on a bed!
    4. Sexycobra can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
    5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from sexycobra!
    6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled sexycobra!
    7. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill sexycobra!
    8. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting sexycobra.
    9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of sexycobra.
    10. In 1982 Time Magazine named sexycobra its 'Man of the Year'!

    What kind of strange animal is that, anyway?

    Yeah, you never know what could happen:wink:

    I don't think I would have qualified myself as a "man" back then, but whatever, I'll take the title...
     
  15. Pecker

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    - GoneA can recognize himself in a mirror, but beavers can't.
    - Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of GoneA.
    - Frederic-August Bartholdi sculpted The Statue of GoneA.
    - Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and GoneA are the four faces on Mt. Rushmore.
    - GoneA has no fat, cholesterol or sodium.
    - In Eastern Africa you can buy GoneA beer, brewed from well-hung bananas.
    - The only nuts mentioned in the Bible are GoneA's.
    - Sherlock Holmes never said 'Elementary, my dear GoneA.'
    - The Three Musketeers names are Porthos, Athos, and Aramis (GoneA joins them later.)
     
  16. sexycobra

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    TAG, in light of the new results provided by rawbone, I think you definitely have to change your nickname to TexAssgirl, motherfucker. The rest of your life will just be that much better. Quick, change your name before the weekend begins:wink:
     
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    1. Alex8olatry is the mindless worship of alex8 :rolleyes:
    2. Japan supplies over thirty percent of the world's alex8 supply :confused:
    3. New Zealand was the first place to allow alex8 to vote :smile:
    4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with alex8 :rolleyes:
    5. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of alex8 in your ears 700 times :smile:
    6. It can take alex8 several days to move through just one tree :redface:
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    8. Alex8 is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees. :smile:
    9. Alex8 was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. :rolleyes: [I remember that party]
    10. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than alex8 :borladuck:
     
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    This just proves once and for all that alex8 is the next step in the evolution of the human species:wink:
     
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    Either that, or I'm a chimpanzee with voyeuristic tendencies :rolleyes:
     
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    This was amusing...

    1. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Windtalkerways'!
     
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