Trough Urinal

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

just flat out ignore whoever in the hell is doing the staring, or confront them directly and ask them what the fuck they're staring at extra loud like.

 

[dfox7.3x5]

Hey, I look, and they look. What's the big deal??

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by invisibleman@Oct 28 2005, 09:22 PM
The best way is to tell them to stop looking at your dick. You could go pee in an unoccupied stall. Or pull just enough penis (not the whole pecker) and pee.

Wait until you get home and pee. Invisibleman :yourock: :bounce:

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And then get stuck in traffic on the way home and pee in your pants.

Seriously, ignore is always the best option of unwanted attention if it will work. Looking around just invites more attention. Comments just brings the problem to the attention of everyone in the restrom and half the crowd outside as well.

As pecker says look straight ahead and pee and then leave. If you do that, you won't know who was staring away at your package.

 

[invisibleman]

Originally posted by Freddie53+Oct 28 2005, 11:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 &#064; Oct 28 2005, 11:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-invisibleman@Oct 28 2005, 09:22 PM
The best way is to tell them to stop looking at your dick. You could go pee in an unoccupied stall. Or pull just enough penis (not the whole pecker) and pee.

Wait until you get home and pee.  Invisibleman :yourock:  :bounce:

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And then get stuck in traffic on the way home and pee in your pants.

Seriously, ignore is always the best option of unwanted attention if it will work. Looking around just invites more attention. Comments just brings the problem to the attention of everyone in the restrom and half the crowd outside as well.

As pecker says look straight ahead and pee and then leave. If you do that, you won&#39;t know who was staring away at your package.

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Or...look ahead, pee, and leave-- folks just like he said.

 

[Skinny Guinea]

Do you mean they were just casually glancing, or just outright STARING at it?

I don&#39;t know how I&#39;d deal with that, but I&#39;d say to do what makes you the most comfortable.

It&#39;s common to have guys casually glance. All of us have. But outright staring is odd. I don&#39;t know what I&#39;d do.

Originally posted by chrisbah@Sep 18 2005, 11:39 AM
Hey Guys&#33;
I was just recently on the Seattle-Bainbridge ferry and it has a long row of trough urinals. I used it twice during the trip and my penis was stared at by everyone that walked in. Needless to say, it made peeing very difficult&#33; How should I deal with this unwanted attention? Should I just stare back? Ignore them? I could really use some advice

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[Skinny Guinea]

It sounds like an attempt to brag. I mean, if it was truly traumatic in the first place, why bring it up on a forum? I mean, all I can suggest is that if you are big and don&#39;t like guys looking at you at the urinal (and the stalls are all taken), just don&#39;t take that much penis out. Or stand way on the end and turn your back to everyone else. It&#39;s really not that complicated.

I&#39;m an average guy who couldn&#39;t care less if someone looks at my wee-wee. I&#39;ve glanced at my share of wee-wees while at the urinal. Who gives a fuck?

It reminds me of a scene from "The Man Show." Joe Rogan was doing this bit about new inventions. He had something called "The Pee-Pee Peepers." They were glasses with mirrors on them that reflected different angles.

"They&#39;re so that the next time you are at the urinal and want to peek at another guy&#39;s penis, you don&#39;t get a black eye," Rogan said.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Show

The message seems to be: "I&#39;m a man, I have a cock, I&#39;m hung huge...I just don&#39;t want any other men (who also have cocks btw) to know that. 

There are LOTS of strange folks in the world. 

I guess I am one of the "strange" ones...I have a fat cock and big balls and other men seeing them or taking notice, doesn&#39;t bother me in the least.  I know, I&#39;m weird.

 

[Skinny Guinea]

Something funny from Ray Romano&#39;s book "Everything and a Kite":

Of course, ground zero for this paranoia is the public men&#39;s room.

Women think it&#39;s all a big locker room mentality in there, like we&#39;re all snapping each other&#39;s asses with towels and spitting on each other. But truth be told, no man likes to share a bathroom with other guys.

When a man walks into a men&#39;s room and takes his place at a crowded string of urinals, there&#39;s just too much pressure. So many things to worry about.

What if I&#39;m too nervous to pee?

What if I don&#39;t pee long enough?

What if I pee too long?

What if I&#39;m peeing and I make a sound in the middle?

And God forbid, what if I accidentally glance at another man&#39;s genitals?

And double God forbid, what if he catches me?

And Final Jeaopardy God forbid, what if he catches me because he was glancing at my genitals?

See? That&#39;s what goes on in there, ladies. It&#39;s no party.

And if you&#39;ve ever wished you were a fly on a men&#39;s room wall so you could hear what we&#39;re saying, you&#39;re wasting your time. It&#39;s no yap fest either.

We don&#39;t want to talk, we don&#39;t want to look, and we don&#39;t want to touch. To most guys, the ideal of public men&#39;s room would be sensory deprivation tank that flushes.

Everything and a Kite, page 47-48

Ah, Ray Romano, he&#39;s so blan. But I love that stupid wop&#33;

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As for me, I avoided using urinals until I was around 11 or so. I was too afraid, myself. Too shy.

And if you want to know what it&#39;s really like to be uncomfortable at a urinal, try using the bathroom at Lillith Fair when even the men&#39;s room are taken over by women&#33; I was there when the women&#39;s bathrooms were so overcrowded that the women were using the men&#39;s rooms along with us guys, and some women were literally squatting in the urinals. There was one drunk woman stumbling from one urinal to another and saying to each guy, "Let me see it&#33;" :evilgrin:

 

[ouchithurts]

just ignore the stares and do the job you set out to do in the bathroom, usually i couldn&#39;t care less and i&#39;m already unzipping the second i open the bathroom door, my cock is already out 3 feet from the urinal

 

[Skinny Guinea]

Yeah, in some ways theat&#39;s the essence of being male: not giving a shit. You&#39;re so manly that you didn&#39;t even notice that people are admiring how manly you are. :evilgrin:

Originally posted by ouchithurts@Oct 29 2005, 12:51 AM
just ignore the stares and do the job you set out to do in the bathroom, usually i couldn&#39;t care less and i&#39;m already unzipping the second i open the bathroom door, my cock is already out 3 feet from the urinal

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[14x8thck]

I look very carefully but, that is not why I a min the bathroom. I go there to peeeeee&#33; And then wash my hands. It is not the 70&#39;s or the 80&#39;s and as far as I know crusing bathrooms are OVER&#33; But I have a confession they need to bring back more through&#39;s. I&#39;m A fan&#33;




:bounce:

 

[Pecker]

Some guys don&#39;t go to the trough to pee...

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?nam...rticle&sid=2530

 

[jonb]

Basically accept that people are going to look. It&#39;s the same as with any other extreme dimension, especially around kids. The penis is just another part of the body.

 

[xaphen]

I just pee.

 

[fredlet]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Sep 18 2005, 07&#58;27 PM) [post=344450]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Just pee, stare straight ahead and smile.
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That&#39;s a good plan. Sort of the "keep a stiff upper lip and a firm grip" strategy.

If that doesn&#39;t do the deed, try this:

1) Face away from the trough
2) Unzip, pull it all the way out, sling it over your shoulder
3) Do the deed, reel it back in

That way, you don&#39;t need to worry about the eye contact/staring.
Now, if you&#39;re not long enough to piss over your shoulder, then you never had a problem in the first place.
We&#39;ve all been in public showers or locker rooms at some point in our lives, so anything less than a shoulder-draper won&#39;t truly inspire undue attention.

 

[robmarlowe]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chrisbah &#064; Sep 18 2005, 06&#58;39 PM) [post=344385]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey Guys&#33;
I was just recently on the Seattle-Bainbridge ferry and it has a long row of trough urinals. I used it twice during the trip and my penis was stared at by everyone that walked in. Needless to say, it made peeing very difficult&#33; How should I deal with this unwanted attention? Should I just stare back? Ignore them? I could really use some advice
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Hmmm I think I agree with prepstudinsc on this one as it sounds implausible

Honestly I fail to belive that anyone male and adult who&#39;s had for life a rare size of penis needs to ask advice at this stage because &#39; people stared at my penis&#39; .. it sounds like a complete imagining to me..

I can tell you that if you have this and those who have rare or exceptional % size amongst us know we have long long long ago got used to things like people staring in toilets, and have little need to post to ask for advice. OK we talk about reactions of people for interest, even a little stimulation.. but needing advice.. no, I do not think so. If by now you do not know how to go to a men&#39;s toilet if you are str8 and sized and just walk into a cubicle or if you cannot use one, then just pee and ignore people then ..well I don&#39;t belive you would not have figured out a way for this yet at your age, I mean, how long does it take to pee? Would anyone be seriously worried enough about this to need advice here? Anyone with serious size long ago adjusted to these trivial things.

Yes it was a novelty people staring at my oversized penis when I was a young boy but not now...its just a totally familiar syndrome like men staring at women&#39;s breasts.. just a background wallpaper part of every day life..just expected and sometimes u have little time to even notice it, and you care even less in such places. Peeing is functional not a sexual arena, especially as a str8 man. Nothing would put me off peeing even if the guy next to me collapsed in shock at my size or started chatting to me.

I don&#39;t like to make an accuse but to be honest your story makes little sense to anyone who knows what it&#39;s really like to like with ultra large penis size.This post sounds frivolous and wishful to me.

 

[BigBen]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(robmarlowe &#064; Nov 4 2005, 10&#58;57 PM) [post=358302]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chrisbah &#064; Sep 18 2005, 06&#58;39 PM) [post=344385]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hey Guys&#33;
I was just recently on the Seattle-Bainbridge ferry and it has a long row of trough urinals. I used it twice during the trip and my penis was stared at by everyone that walked in. Needless to say, it made peeing very difficult&#33; How should I deal with this unwanted attention? Should I just stare back? Ignore them? I could really use some advice
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Hmmm I think I agree with prepstudinsc on this one as it sounds implausible

Honestly I fail to belive that anyone male and adult who&#39;s had for life a rare size of penis needs to ask advice at this stage because &#39; people stared at my penis&#39; .. it sounds like a complete imagining to me..

I can tell you that if you have this and those who have rare or exceptional % size amongst us know we have long long long ago got used to things like people staring in toilets, and have little need to post to ask for advice. OK we talk about reactions of people for interest, even a little stimulation.. but needing advice.. no, I do not think so. If by now you do not know how to go to a men&#39;s toilet if you are str8 and sized and just walk into a cubicle or if you cannot use one, then just pee and ignore people then ..well I don&#39;t belive you would not have figured out a way for this yet at your age, I mean, how long does it take to pee? Would anyone be seriously worried enough about this to need advice here? Anyone with serious size long ago adjusted to these trivial things.

Yes it was a novelty people staring at my oversized penis when I was a young boy but not now...its just a totally familiar syndrome like men staring at women&#39;s breasts.. just a background wallpaper part of every day life..just expected and sometimes u have little time to even notice it, and you care even less in such places. Peeing is functional not a sexual arena, especially as a str8 man. Nothing would put me off peeing even if the guy next to me collapsed in shock at my size or started chatting to me.

I don&#39;t like to make an accuse but to be honest your story makes little sense to anyone who knows what it&#39;s really like to like with ultra large penis size.This post sounds frivolous and wishful to me.
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I agree with RobMarlowe.

 

[BuffMusicIdol]

When there is reason to stare, I do try to "notice." However, the last thing I want is to make another person uncomfortable when they are trying to "relieve" themselves, so I try to be as discrete as possible. Flagrant starers usually get a faint look of disgust from me. It&#39;s all it takes. Not everyone wants to be the subject of sexual attention all the time. So I try to honor that.