True Or False

[deleted16543241]

False

You love it when they smack your ass during sex

 

[Magnus_Phallus]

Nope, false

you’ve had sex in the stacks at college

 

[shephusky]

False

You've penetrated someone in pool/hot tub, with others you know close by so you could talk to them.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

True, at a house party.

You used to once have a certain email account that would announce: "You've got mail!"

 

[shephusky]

True

You have sent naked pictures to someone accidentally

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

EL falso; only the select few get them.
You've had sex on the balcony in your hotel early in the morning.

 

[shephusky]

False

You've seen someone having sex on balcony or deck

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

True.
You've "borrowed" someone's car to have sex in and made a huge mess and smell

 

[Tight_End_SC]

No, not yet.

You have left your arm on the barber chair (arm rest), and the barber rubbed his bulge up against it.

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL....uhhh NO...actually, the only car I've ever borrowed was my step dads...and that was after a protracted begging session, and then only once. So ...no.

You've borrowed someone's car and ran all the gas out of it.

 

[Brettdude3]

LOL....uhhh NO...actually, the only car I've ever borrowed was my step dads...and that was after a protracted begging session, and then only once. So ...no.

You've borrowed someone's car and ran all the gas out of it.

True…but it wasn’t a barber I wanted to feel up! Lol

you’ve sucked your own dick before.

 

[bigboy9239]

nope not limber enough..or long enough..or both.

You';ve sucked someone else's dick before

 

[shephusky]

False


Someone has sucked your dick and you only knew them for an hour or less

 

[bigboy9239]

Nope...haven't been that fortunate...but I DID fuck someone within an hour after I met them...actually it was my wife. I guess we hit it off..

You fucked someone within an hour after you met them

 

[shephusky]

False

You've hooked up with someone you met at kids game

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Nope...haven't been that fortunate...but I DID fuck someone within an hour after I met them...actually it was my wife. I guess we hit it off..

You fucked someone within an hour after you met them

El falso; 30 minutes after her friend introduced us then split.
You've lasted for less than an hour with someone you just met sexually.

 

[deleted16543241]

True, not gonna lie she was so damned hot it only took me 2 minutes.

You fucked your boss at work

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

EL FALSO; most of my female bosses were and still are bulldogs, old and new jobs respectively;
You've wanted to fuck the UPS/AMAZON/delivery person every time they came by.

 

[deleted16543241]

EL FALSO; most of my female bosses were and still are bulldogs, old and new jobs respectively;
You've wanted to fuck the UPS/AMAZON/delivery person every time they came by.

You are damned right about that, most of my female bosses on the road have been either butch or fierce hahaha..
Also, Nein... I only seem to get dudes deliver my packages here. But I have had fantasies about a chick walking in to me polishing my boner while I sign for the package.

You've wanted to rail a waitress behind a restaurant behind the dumpsters because she was so hot.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You are damned right about that, most of my female bosses on the road have been either butch or fierce hahaha..
Also, Nein... I only seem to get dudes deliver my packages here. But I have had fantasies about a chick walking in to me polishing my boner while I sign for the package.

You've wanted to rail a waitress behind a restaurant behind the dumpsters because she was so hot.

Sorry, the local IHOP seems to hire out skinny long frizzy haired cockblockers males to wait on my tables and the only nice ones are in the kitchen preparin' my steak n' eggs breakfast, so EL FALSO.
You've gotten a major league boner seein' the busty ass waitresses at a beer garden and wanted to lick beer offa them