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deleted16543241

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False, I only ever had sex with single women or women that had no offspring spawn of her own.

You got caught jerking one out in the back of an alleyway
 
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deleted16543241

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False, only the back of my hand more than likely later tonight.

You fuck with hardcore heavy metal playing in the background
 
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deleted16543241

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True, those plastic Double Ds looked like the finest pair of tiddies I'd seen. If I was gonna fuck fake tits may as well be genuine fake haha.

You once wanted to impress your missus with how many doughnuts you could fit on your Wang.
 
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deleted16543241

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False

You once got off by a chick stroking you off in the back of a movie cinema