True or Not True Confessions

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  1. Falcon9

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    I have danced up on a stage in only my underwear briefs for tips.

    Now it's your chance to get it off your chest. Post your own intimate confession here, one that is either True or Not True. Also: take a guess at the last confession posted in this thread and explain why it might be True or Not True. If you feel like revealing more later on in the thread, jump back in and 'fess up... I'll start by admitting:

    I have danced up on a stage in only my underwear briefs for tips.

    True or Not True?? Your turn to confess...
     
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    I'd say it's true,mine?
    Merrideth Viera whom I believe is on "THE VIEW " has seen my cock
     
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    The Queen of England once said to me, "Actually, I don't."
     
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    True and it was about eating mid-morning snacks.

    I missed Her Royal Highness because I was stuck in the men's room at the time.
     
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    I'd say true. I parted with $20 that night.

    My Confession: I have had sex under the gaze of an audience of ten.
     
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    That's true.

    Confession: I was a child star (TV) from age 8 through 10.
     
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    True.
    we all want to be seen on tv..


    Confession: I started watching porns during my teens years.
     
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    If that one is not true, you may be the only person on the planet for which it isn't.

    My confession: I had make-up sex with two ex-lovers, who had never previously met, simultaneously.
     
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    that sounds true AND fun!

    My confession: I'm really a 72 yo woman who loves BIG COCK
     
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    It wasn't, unfortunately, but it is fun to confess falsely, as you obviously have. We all know that you don't love big cock. :rolleyes:

    Here is a new confession: I was a virgin when I married at age 25.
     
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    @Fortiesfun

    Sorry thats definitely NOT TRUE coz i started watching porns at the age of 7 during my primary years.Actually i didnt know it was already a porn,I just sneak into my uncles' room and get all his porn tapes without me being caught.I just love watching it that time..I didnt know until i reach my teens..hahaha..Too bad,i didnt know how to wank that time.LoL

    And True..you can be a virgin at that age..


    Hmm,i wonder if the movie "a 40-year old virgin" is ture..hehehe
     
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    Not True! 72 sounds better than 80, but if you feel like being 72, I understand.

    Confession: I dated two women and one man at the same time until it all came crashing down.
     
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    True - and serves your own right :)

    Confession - I whipped a naked man in front of an audience and made him cry like a girl.
     
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    True.......(we all get a little more pervy as we mature :)

    confession:I have never, kissed, fondled, fucked,etc., a woman in my entire life
     
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    *I dearly hope SpoiledPrincess's confession is true*

    I am going to say this is false. Never is a long time, and the likely existence of childhood friends and relatives makes never kissing a woman improbable. :cool:

    Confession: I once voted for the Reform Party (the far-right predecessor of the Conservative Party).
     
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    I hope that isn't true (for your sake more than anything - the shame the shame :wink: ) but I have an inkling that it is.

    I once slept with a fairly notorious* gangster in order to stop him breaking my friend's fingers over a unpaid debt.

    * known in my neck of the woods, anyway
     
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    I would say it's true!
    I worked as a naked bartender when I was in Law School!
     
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    If it isn't true, please don't tell me. The mental image is so delicious.

    For the record, though I seem to be only one clearing these things up once the guessing is done, I wasn't a virgin at marriage either. Just making it up...

    One more: I once fucked a college TA for a higher grade.
     
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    I would say it's true(Everyone did that!) (Mine was true also)
    I had dinner with Chicagosam at the Omni on March 31st!
     
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    Once again, mine wasn't, but not because I wouldn't have. Just never got the chance. :eek: Glad yours was true. Did you have the PA back then? Bet that got some tips!

    I know that you had dinner with Sam once, but I can't remember if it was the Omni or the exact date and I'm too lazy to look it up. I suspect a minor change, however, to throw us off.

    I lost my virginity in front of a group of onlookers.
     
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