True or Not True Confessions

[nudeyorker]

Nope - being cheeky again - I never actually want for black, I got a brown

I think you don't - not ballet, something else - salsa?No really...I do Yoga on Saturday Morning and Ballet on Saturday Afternoon, great for balance and stamina...

I came close to cheating on my husband on our wedding night.

No...I don't buy that for a second!
YesterdayI discovered a vast collection of seductive undergarments in my apartment...and I freeball!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

No...I don't buy that for a second!
Correct - I nearly did with his 'best man' (but managed to resist) but it wasn't on our wedding night

YesterdayI discovered a vast collection of seductive undergarments in my apartment...and I freeball!

You did (I thought you might be a freeballer.. I wonder why)

Last time I went to a meeting with my bank manager I was 'wearing' Geisha Balls

 

[nudeyorker]

You did (I thought you might be a freeballer.. I wonder why)

Last time I went to a meeting with my bank manager I was 'wearing' Geisha Balls

Yeah. I'll buy that!
On a flight from NY to Tokyo, I became friendly with a flight attendant, and we did it in the loo!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Yeah. I'll buy that!
On a flight from NY to Tokyo, I became friendly with a flight attendant, and we did it in the loo!

I did indeed - no idea why - seemed like a good idea at the time
Yes you did - and next time bring a camcorder! :wink:

I worked for a short period of time as a bouncer at a Dublin nightclub.

 

[nudeyorker]

I did indeed - no idea why - seemed like a good idea at the time
Yes you did - and next time bring a camcorder! :wink: Yes...There was barely enough room for the two of us and a condom and a travel size lube!

I worked for a short period of time as a bouncer at a Dublin nightclub.

OK true!
I almost moved to Australia during a vacation there when I met someone, but later came to my senses, when I figured out I was not going to love living in a small rural town for the rest of my life!

 

[yngjock20]

That would have to be some good dick and/or ass to make you wanna leave Manhattan...but I don't believe it.

Confession: I won $6,000 in a Las Vegas casino when I was 15, but didn't get to keep the money.

 

[nudeyorker]

Mine was true!
There are not supposed to be anyone under the age of 21 on the casino floors! So I'm going to say untrue!
I just got back from Las Vegas a month ago and blew all my winnings in Neiman Marcus!

That would have to be some good dick and/or ass to make you wanna leave Manhattan...but I don't believe it.

Confession: I won $6,000 in a Las Vegas casino when I was 15, but didn't get to keep the money.

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[ManlyBanisters]

I just got back from Las Vegas a month ago and blew all my winnings in Neiman Marcus!

That entirely depends on how much you won... guessing true

(my last one true, the best part of the job was that I got to frisk all the girls - thoroughly)

I accidentally had love beads delivered to my in-laws address instead of my own (billing address mix up) - and am still unsure to this day if they believed the lie I sold them..

 

[nudeyorker]

My last one was true...I bought a pair of low rise white jeans, and an antique ginger jar!
Yours is unture...
While you were gone I had a nooner in the executive loo!

That entirely depends on how much you won... guessing true

(my last one true, the best part of the job was that I got to frisk all the girls - thoroughly)

I accidentally had love beads delivered to my in-laws address instead of my own (billing address mix up) - and am still unsure to this day if they believed the lie I sold them..

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[ManlyBanisters]

My last one was true...I bought a pair of low rise white jeans, and an antique ginger jar! each to their own :wink:
Yours is unture...
While you were gone I had a nooner in the executive loo!

actually - it's true - silly MB, what?

Go on then - I'll buy it - true

While I was gone I re-read your PM and 'popped out to the orchard' (there's a nice little thicket there the neighbours can't see in to)

 

[nudeyorker]

actually - it's true - silly MB, what?

Go on then - I'll buy it - true

While I was gone I re-read your PM and 'popped out to the orchard' (there's a nice little thicket there the neighbours can't see in to)

I'll say true! What were you doing?
I'm going to The Hamptons for the weekend for sun sex and scotch!

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[ManlyBanisters]

I'll say true! What were you doing?​

I'm going to The Hamptons for the weekend for sun sex and scotch!​

Mine was true - and I was pleasuring myself...

Yours is true.

I own 5 firearms.

 

[nudeyorker]

My last one is true!
five ehhh...I say untrue...one!
After I posted my fetishes in Etc forum today, I've had PM's with 5 invites!

Mine was true - and I was pleasuring myself...

Yours is true.

I own 5 firearms.

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[ManlyBanisters]

My last one is true!
five ehhh...I say untrue...one!
After I posted my fetishes in Etc forum today, I've had PM's with 5 invites!

I was being cheeky - it's just four - three rifles and a shotgun.

Only 5 invites - surely more...

I was dumped by my boyfriend at my debs (prom)

 

[nudeyorker]

Last one true...but the night is young! I only have one!
OK that just makes me want to cry so I'm going to say untrue!
Some people get freaked out about the size of my cock with the PA and insist I remove it (the PA)

I was being cheeky - it's just four - three rifles and a shotgun.

Only 5 invites - surely more...

I was dumped by my boyfriend at my debs (prom)

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[ManlyBanisters]

Last one true...but the night is young! I only have one!
OK that just makes me want to cry so I'm going to say untrue!
It's true I'm afraid

Some people get freaked out about the size of my cock with the PA and insist I remove it (the PA) well I'd hope they meant the PA not your cock

I'm fairly sure that's true - some people have no spirit of adventure!

As I say mine was true but - confession - a gf of mine, who knew I like girls too, walked me home, backed me up again a tree in my backyard and ate my pussy til my head spun - just to cheer me up.

 

[nudeyorker]

I'm fairly sure that's true - some people have no spirit of adventure!It's true

As I say mine was true but - confession - a gf of mine, who knew I like girls too, walked me home, backed me up again a tree in my backyard and ate my pussy til my head spun - just to cheer me up.

Ummmmmmmm....I want this to be true so bad, but I say no... unture!
I have rug burns on my knees, from making fireworks in the bedroom two days ago!

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[ManlyBanisters]

Ummmmmmmm....I want this to be true so bad, but I say no... unture! Actually it is true, welll, I dunno about 'just to cheer me up', turns out she'd had a crush on me since forever.​

I have rug burns on my knees, from making fireworks in the bedroom two days ago!​

I expect that's true every second day...

I worked as a nude art model for extra cash in my college years

 

[nudeyorker]

I expect that's true every second day...It's true!!! Maybe every third day...damn that Burbur carpet

I worked as a nude art model for extra cash in my college years

I'll say true...I did that too!
I currently weigh 165 lbs...I once weighed 2251bs!(BFP)

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[ManlyBanisters]

I'll say true...I did that too!​

I currently weigh 165 lbs...I once weighed 2251bs!(BFP)​

Yup - easy money - you, get naked and sit there - what you don't even want me to jiggle? Eeeeeeasy!

Hmmm - chunky nudey? Yes, I'm going to say true...

I still have one of the better nude charcoals of myself - Mr.B keeps it on the wall in his (home) office.