True or Not True Confessions

[ManlyBanisters]

Mine turned out to be not true...I got a second degree burn cooking my fantastic 4th of July Feast and it got infected ( really ugly) wanted to make sure!
No I don't think so... I think you smoked post after you RO'd the PG's!
I got hit on by the nerdy PA at the Dr's office!

And where's you confession then?

My last was, indeed true...

I have totalled a total (forgive the pun) of 6 vehicles in my driving lifetime

 

[Drifterwood]

I got hit on by the nerdy PA at the Dr's office!

Liar liar pants on fire - sorry, that was insensitive. Either they were nerdy or they were the PA.

And where's you confession then?

My last was, indeed true...

I have totalled a total (forgive the pun) of 6 vehicles in my driving lifetime

I believe this - though it could be more :biggrin1:

I have three nipples.

 

[Falcon9]

And where's you confession then?

My last was, indeed true...

I have totalled a total (forgive the pun) of 6 vehicles in my driving lifetime

I will forgive you if you are employed as an insurance adjuster and each vehicle was really beyond saving... but you aren't, are you? I say not true.

Mine: I was once two feet away from Raquel Welch's crotch. did I say crotch? yes.

 

[crescendo69]

I will forgive you if you are employed as an insurance adjuster and each vehicle was really beyond saving... but you aren't, are you? I say not true.

Mine: I was once two feet away from Raquel Welch's crotch. did I say crotch? yes.

Yeah, in your business.

I played piano once for one of Dolly Parton's sisters. We rehearsed in Dolly's Nashville home.

 

[Principessa]

I played piano once for one of Dolly Parton's sisters. We rehearsed in Dolly's Nashville home.

Hmmm, well You aren't far from Pigeon Forge,TN . . . I say it's true.

I worked my way through undergrad as a bridal show model.

 

[crescendo69]

Hmmm, well You aren't far from Pigeon Forge,TN . . . I say it's true










You got it right!

 

[D_smack ash]

hardguard chases me around his yard with his penis

 

[crescendo69]

Hmmm, well You aren't far from Pigeon Forge,TN . . . I say it's true.

I worked my way through undergrad as a bridal show model.

Sounds true.

I don't know about hardguard chasing anybody, though.

I pissed on someone at a rock quarry.

 

[Principessa]

I worked my way through undergrad as a bridal show model

Sounds true. It is. :smile:

I pissed on someone at a rock quarry.

Nope, never happend.

 

[crescendo69]

Nope, never happend.

yes it did

 

[nudeyorker]

I played a game on LPSG and forgot the post the next question?

yes it did

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[ManlyBanisters]

I played a game on LPSG and forgot the post the next question?

You - never - him - well... bless

I plumbed my own bathroom (that isn't a euphemism :wink: )

 

[nudeyorker]

Doll...love the new avatar!
I would say yes that's true!
When I had a house with a pool I did not have a pool boy...I was the pool boy!

You - never - him - well... bless

I plumbed my own bathroom (that isn't a euphemism :wink: )

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[ManlyBanisters]

Doll...love the new avatar!
I would say yes that's true!
When I had a house with a pool I did not have a pool boy...I was the pool boy!

Thanks! She is rather lovely, isn't she?

Yes - I did indeed do the bathroom plumbing here - It works too!

I'm sure you were the pool boy - in all possible senses of the title :wink:

I have a a scar in thr middle of my forehead because I was actually, as the saying goes, dropped on my head as a baby. :sad:

 

[nudeyorker]

Thanks! She is rather lovely, isn't she?

Yes - I did indeed do the bathroom plumbing here - It works too!

I'm sure you were the pool boy - in all possible senses of the title :wink: All true

I have a a scar in thr middle of my forehead because I was actually, as the saying goes, dropped on my head as a baby. :sad:

No...I think you fell off a motorcycle having sex!
I have partial limited movement mobility in my left hand due to an automobile accident!

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[ManlyBanisters]

No...I think you fell off a motorcycle having sex!

LOL - that has happened - but I didn't land on my head :redface:
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I have partial limited movement mobility in my left hand due to an automobile accident!​

Actually - I really was dropped on my head aged about three months - about 5ft onto concrete - of course it hasn't effected me at all :crazy:

I think yours is true - I hope it isn't, but I think it is.

Instead of trying to catch my bouquet at my wedding for some reason everybody scattered and it fell on the floor.

 

[nudeyorker]

Actually - I really was dropped on my head aged about three months - about 5ft onto concrete - of course it hasn't effected me at all :crazy:

I think yours is true - I hope it isn't, but I think it is.It is true...but I can still play the piano...Can't do that Star Treck thing though!

Instead of trying to catch my bouquet at my wedding for some reason everybody scattered and it fell on the floor.

That made me laugh out loud, I almost peed in my pants. No it's not true!
I sat next to Diane Sawyer on a flight from LA to NY and had no idea who it was!

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[ManlyBanisters]

That made me laugh out loud, I almost peed in my pants. No it's not true!​

It is completely true! and do you know what - the woman who did pick it up off the floor was the next person to marry and she is now going through a messy divorce! I'm a CURSE!​

I sat next to Diane Sawyer on a flight from LA to NY and had no idea who it was!​

That's entirely possible!

I met Bill Clinton when he visited Ireland - he didn't 'drop the hand' (nor did I)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

That's entirely possible!

I met Bill Clinton when he visited Ireland - he didn't 'drop the hand' (nor did I)

I 'm going to agree since anything's possible, but tell me-he didn't offer any cigars did he?j/k.

I once was within three blocks of one of the sets of DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE, particularly one of the explosion scenes.

 

[nudeyorker]

Mine was true

I 'm going to agree since anything's possible, but tell me-he didn't offer any cigars did he?j/k.

I once was within three blocks of one of the sets of DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE, particularly one of the explosion scenes.

Yes Ok... on any given day in NYC you can be within three blocks of a movie being filmed!
I met Carly Simon on the QE2

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