boatnhard,
There is a difference between style and carelessness. You left out entire words or halves of words, hon. You really should take the time to re-read your posts and make corrections so that others can understand you. You can even go back in after submitting it and edit. On a post that long don't you owe it to yourself, at least, to get it right. Make it worth our time as well.
By the way, glad it wasn't actually a tire-jack down his pants and you still have your wallet, as well as the brain matter that gives you the capability to type.
-Steve
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