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Try to give FMH a boner

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by B_FatMushroomHead, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. B_FatMushroomHead

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    I'm super shy and get really embarrassed when I get a boner.

    Wouldn't it be hilarious if all the girls said all kinds of crazy sexual stuff to me trying to give me a boner?!
     
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    TurkeyWithaSunburn Legendary Member

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    How is this a women's issue?
     
  3. Pandora77

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    Maybe he's really a woman, pretending to be a man that likes women.....:tongue:
     
  4. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    Sammich sammich sammich!
     
  5. TurkeyWithaSunburn

    TurkeyWithaSunburn Legendary Member

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    That might be a first for the board!

    Or he might be looking for SPH :cool:
     
  6. B_FatMushroomHead

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    Et tu! How is that supposed to give me a boner?!
     
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    I posted a story of mine on the "fictitious stories" thread...it's gay male, but see if that gives you a chubby...
     
  9. TurkeyWithaSunburn

    TurkeyWithaSunburn Legendary Member

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    He might be too embarassed to tell you if it gave him a boner. :biggrin1:
     
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    I just went from 6 to midnight, pumpkin tits.
     
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    Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis!

    Did that work?
     
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    Ok, so maybe 'gay' doesn't do it for you. I just posted a straight one, but it is a bit S&M. But it's not gay...
     
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    you just want me to post pics.
     
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    What the....how did y...how did you see through me?

    So you figured it out and still nothing?? 2010 and you disobedient women these days!
     
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    dolfette Sexy Member

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    i'm holding out for an engagement ring, obviously.
     
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    This guy is obnoxious eh?
     
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    You can't give a boner to a dude who already has a boner 24/7 but I'll try....

    Imagine these sweeties sucking your cock.

    Run along now before you become a true Women's Issue...like menstrual clots and yeastie beasties.
     
  18. B_FatMushroomHead

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    Ahhh sweet mantistits! How ya feeling, sugarshorts?
     
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    Oh im hanging in there. It's been a rough day. I have to go to work tomorrow (with assistance of course) and then i'll have 3 more days off to recover some more.

    5 incisions is no fun. I wouldn't wish a sickly gallbladder on my worst enemy.....well maybe i would.
     
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    mate your ego is so big that an entire website dedicated to you wouldn't be enough, you need a whole internet for your own

    once is funny, twice is boring, three times is dumb
     
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    Well I'll risk a couple boring posts on the internet rather than be a boring person all the time.

    Btw, the ladies like me for the most part. You think I give a fuck if some guys sprain their vaginas over me stealing attn.?

    Sorry I brought some fun to your "serious" site about dicks. Get more creative and you too can annoy lackluster guys who get butt hurt over a thread...on a website...about dicks. You're funny.

    You do your thing, I'll do mine.
    Straight pimpin, turn your neck and your dame's missin.

    Think of it like training for real life.

    Sorry girls, had to handle some barney right quick. Steaks, spirits and sex? Excellent.
     
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    blah blah blah blah ME MYSELF I blah blah blah
     
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    Are you still talking? Get out of my thread until you shake the sand out of your clam, Sally Jesse Raphael.

    Also, do you think I'd sign up for a site where I only talked about other guys' cocks? Pssssh
     
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    Good comebacks by the way.
     
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    dolfette Sexy Member

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    does this cat fight give you a boner? :confused:
     
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    You have a mirror, don't you?
     
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    I have a mirror, yes...but how is that related to giving me a boner?

    Love your signature btw. Is that an actual quote?

    Commence boner giving, girls.
     
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