Try to give FMH a boner

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  1. B_FatMushroomHead

    B_FatMushroomHead New Member

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    I'm super shy and get really embarrassed when I get a boner.

    Wouldn't it be hilarious if all the girls said all kinds of crazy sexual stuff to me trying to give me a boner?!
     
  2. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    How is this a women's issue?
     
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    Maybe he's really a woman, pretending to be a man that likes women.....:tongue:
     
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    Sammich sammich sammich!
     
  5. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    That might be a first for the board!

    Or he might be looking for SPH :cool:
     
  6. B_FatMushroomHead

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    Et tu! How is that supposed to give me a boner?!
     
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    Yawn....
     
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    I posted a story of mine on the "fictitious stories" thread...it's gay male, but see if that gives you a chubby...
     
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    He might be too embarassed to tell you if it gave him a boner. :biggrin1:
     
  10. B_FatMushroomHead

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    I just went from 6 to midnight, pumpkin tits.
     
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    Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis!

    Did that work?
     
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    Ok, so maybe 'gay' doesn't do it for you. I just posted a straight one, but it is a bit S&M. But it's not gay...
     
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    you just want me to post pics.
     
  14. B_FatMushroomHead

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    What the....how did y...how did you see through me?

    So you figured it out and still nothing?? 2010 and you disobedient women these days!
     
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    i'm holding out for an engagement ring, obviously.
     
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    This guy is obnoxious eh?
     
  17. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    You can't give a boner to a dude who already has a boner 24/7 but I'll try....

    Imagine these sweeties sucking your cock.

    Run along now before you become a true Women's Issue...like menstrual clots and yeastie beasties.
     
  18. B_FatMushroomHead

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    Ahhh sweet mantistits! How ya feeling, sugarshorts?
     
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    Oh im hanging in there. It's been a rough day. I have to go to work tomorrow (with assistance of course) and then i'll have 3 more days off to recover some more.

    5 incisions is no fun. I wouldn't wish a sickly gallbladder on my worst enemy.....well maybe i would.
     
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    mate your ego is so big that an entire website dedicated to you wouldn't be enough, you need a whole internet for your own

    once is funny, twice is boring, three times is dumb
     
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