HorseHung40's
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I have been the victim of pat-downs, because I have a big crotch bulge.
When this happens, I have started saying in a voice enough for people around me to hear, "You have been staring at my crotch long before you decided to pat me down. I would suggest letting me go, because my friend has already filmed this with his phone. If you detain me, he will post this on Youtube. He has both of your faces, and, will add date, time, flight and location in the terminal.".
That has them so unnerved that I am waved on very quickly. It works exceptionally well at airpoirts that are located in socially conservative parts of the country.
When this happens, I have started saying in a voice enough for people around me to hear, "You have been staring at my crotch long before you decided to pat me down. I would suggest letting me go, because my friend has already filmed this with his phone. If you detain me, he will post this on Youtube. He has both of your faces, and, will add date, time, flight and location in the terminal.".
That has them so unnerved that I am waved on very quickly. It works exceptionally well at airpoirts that are located in socially conservative parts of the country.