Ttop jerking off you'll put an eye out

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  1. B_horribleperson

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    why are you guys so obsessed with jerking off???

    all the time and effort you put into jerking off and talking about it you could be out finding someone to sleep with you (boy girl or heshe)

    please explain your fascination with jerking off and i will be back on later in the day to belittle all of you.

    let the debating begin
     
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    One reason is that you don't have to put up with all the relationship bullshit.
    A second reason is it doesn't take long.
    A third reason is you can do it pretty much whenever, wherever.
    A fourth reason is you don't have spend any money - it's free!

    I'm sure others will post more reasons.

    Don't get me wrong, I prefer the real thing and wouldn't turn it down, but sometimes (for the any of the above stated reasons) masturbation is better.

    Belittle away...
     
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    Masturbation doesn't moan and winge at you
    Masturbation doesn't complain about the wet patch
     
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    Fucking is good, sucking is good, jerking off is good. It seems to me that all three are discussed here regularly, and that all have their own advantages. :rolleyes:
     
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    I... can't get a girlfriend, boyfriend, or a heshe?
     
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    I agree, WTF??? For me, masturbation is not a substitute for intercourse, it is an adjunct to intercourse. Perhaps when you are a little older and wiser, you will understand that a satisfying sex life involves more than just sticking your cock in a hole and wiggling it around until you cum.
     
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    Why? I jerk off just hoping that you will belittle me, horribleperson.
     
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    Because it's great stress relief after a busy day when nobody is home.
     
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    Because if you don't love yourself.. then why should anyone else? Oh! and yeah It feels good! (anytime, any where)
     
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    Especially if you sit on your hand for an hour or so first. Then it feels like someone else is doing it. Bliss.
     
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    ditto WTF?

    *hears moaning in son's bedroom*
    "Hey in there, what's going on?"
    "I'm fucking Leonard, Pop!"
    "Oh, that guy from next door? Okay, just so you aren't jerking off."
     
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    Masturbation is fun, haven't you tried it?
     
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    bad choice of lead-in, horribleperson. as you can see, it's way too easy to piss on those matches. you'd've been better off with something along the lines of "poll: which race jerks off the most?" :tongue:
     
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    that is a great poll idea

    best answer so far
     
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    Because its cheaper and less pain than going out to dinner to find "OOps..I forgot my wallet" and to deal with the insults and letdowns of a date.

    Id rather be home and jack off, than go out with some asshole thats gonna make me suck him off, and then pop and tell me to leave.
     
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