Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

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    His book is awesome, and his stories are GREAT!!!
    but check out this video that he posted..this is actually him getting head from x-ray tech.

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    He's grown in size. He claims he's only 6 inches.. and that was a solid 7.5. I thought.
     
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    Hilarious book.
     
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    With just the slightest hint of offensive. I've read it twice.:wink:
     
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    I found a scanned version online and killed 90 minutes reading it.

    Four different coworkers asked why I was making snorting noises.
     
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    i know he's claimed to be average..but does he actually say 6 inches somewhere?
     
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    There's no way that's real. You know they put those lead aprons over your junk to prevent x-rays from getting to them, right? This video just further adds to my suspicions that Tucker Max is nothing more than a loser with a big imagination.
     
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    I saw his book at Barnes & Noble quite some time ago, and was curious enough to look him up online and read some stories off his blog.

    I acknowledge that he's upfront about being a shallow, sexist jerk who uses others to satisfy his own pleasure. I hope he's sincere about his expression of contrition and his desire to someday better himself. But a few years have passed since then and he appears to be the same lame, shallow jerk he's always been. And why shouldn't he be when it's worked out so well for him? Women keep falling for it, and other guys (even gay guys) celebrate him for it.

    He may think he's hot shit, but I, for one, think his attitude and behavior are utterly reprehensible and I refuse to excuse him for it.

    I do like the fact that he's comfortable enough with gay men to hang out with them and even to go to a gay bar, but it galls me that he brags about how many of the gay guys want him (even if it's true). And if it is true, if gay men are as stupid as straight women for falling for a "bad boy" like Tucker, then I want all those gay men to know how much contempt I hold for them; as far as I'm concerned they deserve to contract an STD that renders them impotent for life. Or, even worse, I hope that Tucker infects them with rabid heterosexuality.

    As for the the whole "sex-ray" thing, I don't know if it's real or not, but Robotronic is right that X-rays are very BAD for the gonads and for one's fertility (which, as Robo says, is one of the reason whey they cover you with a lead apron before giving you an X-ray.)

    If Tucker keeps up with the "sex-rays" he'll either end up sterile, or having deformed children. (I'm not sure about the possibility of developing cancer.) This is probably a good thing, since God forbid Tucker should have any offspring. Tucker, keep up with the sex-rays. In fact, I think you should become the pioneer of "sex-ray" porn.

    Another advantage of "sex-ray" porn is that it more or less renders Tucker's penis invisible. Thank god for that, because if I should ever have the misfortune of seeing his rancid dick I think I'll gouge my eyes out.

    Serve beer in hell? Tucker, for you hell is going to start giving Liquid Plumber enemas.

    Seriously, the reason I'm so harsh on the guy is because I think he probably has the intelligence and creativity to live a decent, honorable, worthwhile life, but instead he wastes his time and energy on cheap thrills and low-brow humor. It's sad and stupid. What a fucking waste.
     
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