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Welcome to full time LPSG!

Since you already know where all the dinks are kept, I'll ask you to please wipe your feet off outside. I'm not your personal house keeper.

Speaking of that, I haven't had a raise in four years and taking care of you and your family has both consumed my time and made me the god parent of your sixteen grandkids.

If I have to speak to HR about this one more time, I swear to dog I will report you for jaywalking.

*wonders if he's having a stroke*

*contemplates having a stroke to porn*

*wanders off to make pizza*

Aren't you glad you decided to embrace the crazy?