turn offs when watching porn

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  1. dave2006

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    What turns u off when watching porn or what d u find annoying?

    when the women go overboard on faking their orgasms. The four minute dialoge in the beginning. Really who is going to listen to that. The fake tits that are so pumped up they don't even move when she's riding the guy
     
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    I HATE when they spit on the guys cock.." Just suck the thing.." It is so GROSS when the just go back in their throats and land a HUGE spittle !!!!!:mad: :mad:
     
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    When the actors don't take off their wristwatches.

    Maybe it's a Union thing.
     
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    Yes, and the only thing worse than that is when the guy spits into the girls mouth for her to then drip it onto his dick.:eek:
     
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    Everything about Gay porn. It's given Gay men and men who have sex with men body images issues and taught them how to have really bad sex
     
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    The obligatory ass slap.
     
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    I hate when the camera man focuses on the generally ugly dude!

    and first time facials where the girl flinches and basically dodges the entire money shot!

    now they are starting to interview the girl for 3-5 minutes. I don't really care if amatuer 'jane jizz' never graduated from high school! Can she suck a good cock is what I want to know?!:mad:
     
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    hate fake moans and dirty talk, some just dont know how to talk dirty and gets annoying
     
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    When the girl is doing a handjob SO rude that when she moves the hand down seems like she´s going to break the cock´s skin. Ouch! It hurts! :mad:

    Or when she´s riding on the boy too much rudly aswell. It could get the cock broken.

    Mine is pretty sensitive, and must be treated with loving cares :tongue: .
     
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    when the guys make noise. it doesn't matter what the noise is, please don't. grunting, talking dirty, sneezing, coughing, all a huge turn off
     
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    i agree with this completely.

    but about the spitting, i LOVE spit. it makes evvvvvverything feel soooo much better. lots of spit is necessary for me to get off, and when i see it in porn, i KNOW it must be feeling good
     
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    Barebacking. When they intentionally cum up someone's ass.
     
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    When you're about to cum and they change the angle to the mans gurning face.
     
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    anythign that the woman isnt enjoying (fake moans or not), stuff liek gagging, facials, too much anal

    a guy who has NO idea how to give oral
     
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    Men wearing socks, especially dirty white socks.

    Also overdubbed moans and groans that you know are not part of the scene you're watching.

    Also, repeatetive scenes, do they think we won't notice the same scenes over and over again mixed together just to make the movie longer ?
     
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    1.I freak out when the dildoes come out... or go in... I want real flesh there...FF

    2. when flies land on them...the actors, not the dildoes but that would be bad too.

    3. slow motion cum shots... rather see a spray in real time instead of fluid that looks more like nearly frozen elmer's glue.

    4. bad outdoor lighting that looks like bouncing moving reflections off hand held reflectors which it probably is which makes you wonder why is the film crew moving and bouncing so much.

    5. traffic noises, phones ringing, non-stop dog barking or sirens in the background although construction noises seem hot in a scene.

    6. abrupt scene cutting from oral to penetrating without showing that beautiful moment of first entering.

    7. women dressed as little school girls. just not my fantasy. Bad costumes in general and weird overdone makeup never seems all that sexy.

    8. scenes with no build-up or indication the guy is about to explode but it happens all of a sudden and you wonder what was so damn exciting.

    9. have to agree with #5 monsternmypant, it is all pretty bad and often gives a slanted, idealized aggressiveness that is often a shallow, uncaring and abusive representation leaving out all the finer aspects of intimacy.

    10. when the trailers included are hotter than the actual feature.
     
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    I hate cheesy music and, as was said earlier, the bs interviews in the beginning of some.
     
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