turn offs when watching porn

[luklakls]

i dont really watch porn all the way i just skip to what i wanna see which is usually just the blowjob cumshot an cowgirl scene watching the ass.

the second i see fake tits i cant watch.. that and reverse cowgirl.
to me that position never works out well in real life and porn never makes it seem enjoyable

 

[Xcuze]

Why do directors think that cutting between 2 different scenes is clever? In gay porn its common to have a situation where a guy is wanking whilst spying on a sex scene; they constantly cut between the 2 scenes which totally ruins the flow of both scenes! Just stick to one fucking scene at a time! They get carried away in the editing room & forget porns true purpose. Thats why I hate orgy scenes; constantly chopping to different scenes & not sticking with anything for more than 2 mins. Long close-up shots are boring; long overall bodyshots are much hotter. When u can see both bodies in their entirity. Fuck, I could go on & on...

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

How FAKE the females are looking.Fake,Tans,Teeth,Lips,Breasts,Hair,Eye color.They are starting to look like trannys.Bring some pretty natural girls in.

 

[titan1968]

Women with too much make-up and long fake nails, overprocessed hair (usually bottle blond), etc. (I agree with JasonDawgxxx-- ''bring on the natural beauties....'');

Mature women dressed as school girls (with the outfit and the pigtails)-- this makes me shudder;

Bad dialogue or bad acting;

Violence;

No continuity;

Absence of tenderness or warmth (I must be getting older....).

 

[mrpond]

the disrespect for women.

 

[lorne]

Sox, oddly angry female coments, lazy eyes, I HATE unsynced/ re dubbed audio heheh it annoys the fuck out of me when none of the moans or grunts line up, I notice these things and go WTF its so weird.

 

[blar]

biggest turn off......MainStream porn! I just can't watch it anymore it has to be amateur pron now for me. I just like seeing "real" people have sex not super skinny fake tits women and muscular 10 inch dick men.

certain porn that have a theme like driving around in a van picking up random women and screwing them in the van. The part I hate most about this is that people actually believe the stuff they see is real and not scripted lol

 

[bigunzippedstudent9]

MUHAHAHAHAH. This post has been hilarious, thanks for all the thoughts. Hahaha. Some of my peeves (all already mentioned at some point):

Str8:
-women screaming too much and faking orgasms - shut up PLEASE.
-women making gaging nosies when deepthroating.
-ugly men.
-when they skip the foreplay (watching the the girls get wet and guys hard) and go straight to penetration.

Gay:
-totally hairless guys: please have a trail or something at the very least.
-fisting: kinda gross, but I watch in horror anyways
-hairy assholes


Both:
-music (put some fucking Top40 on at the very least)
-cheap sets (when its obviously filmed in some garage when its suppose to be a night club)
-repetitive angles (the same view for like... 5 minutes... zzzzzzz).

 

[Stephenmass]

I don't like to watch porn much because 99% of it seems to me they are just going thru the motions, period. I mean how many oh yeah, fuck yeah, harder babe, oh that feels so good, yeah, YEAH, oh, oh, oh, HARDER, HARDER, oh oh, that feels so good, fuck me, oh yeah, fuck..oh fuck me, oh oho oh....oh your so big, yeah, I want it all, fuck yeah, oh, oh, oh, FASTER, FASTER, HARDER, HARDER, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, oh my God, yeah, fuck that ass, eat that pussy, etc.

Fisting creeps me out too, some days I have trouble taking my b/f's dick never mind his fist. It's like OUCH!!!!! Kinda like I feel it, and they usually use fucking CRISCO!! HAHA!!

The more natural it is and the more chemistry the more I will like it; otherwise it doesn't do a thing for me.

Same ole shit, different day porno.

I enjoy watching gay or str8 porno where both of the actors/actresses really seem to be into each other and enjoying it.

 

[hairyman101]

the blonde woman being fucked and she is trying to enjoy but is making sure the camera is on her face....like a deer looking into a car headlights.

any porn vid that lets the man or woman tell there life story before the sex part.....who the fuck cares!!!!

 

[MalakingTiti]

Bad skin. I don't care where the pimple is. If I see one I'm done. Also homely bitches. You don't have to be Miss America, but at least don't come out there is you look like holy hell. AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

 

[ShowOff]

Condoms, no limp dicks (I like seeing them grow), Boring vanilla porn, and a woman who has little or no reaction to a real monster.

 

[Robert53]

Its all acting, and most of the folks are poor actors. The actresses with the incredibly bad wigs, too much make-up, the ubiquitous stilletto heels.......boring. The very unimaginative plots: if any at all. At least lead into how they jumped into bed.

For gay porno: don't like the shaved chihuahua look on men. If you've got body hair: be proud and SHOW IT. it can be trimmed but not shaved with all the stubble, and bloody little pimples!!!!!

 

[WellHung83]

Falcon annoys me a lot with this now, but how nearly every model is now the same age, race and completely smooth. It is just so....vanilla. Some of my fave scenes in some of the few gay porns I have seen are where there is a visible age difference between the two guys and one of them is clearly the Daddy type and the other is younger. For example, a fave 'daddy' actor I liked is Derek Steel. He only did a few porn films but the scenes he were in were really hot and he seemed to really enjoy himself.

 

[Robert53]

Definitely the makers of gay porn are getting the wrong signal from a majority of their veiwing audience. Try something like Titan Media, or Treasure Island Media websites to see what they offer; you might like some of the selections. Titan has great men and they have BODY HAIR!

 

[dspann]

I'm not a big fan of women who churn cum in their mouths like it was butter. Cum shots of any kind are hot, but seeing it semi-regurgitated (and then sometimes drooled into another's mouth) is disgusting to me.

 

[B_RoysToy]

I'm usually disappointed when there's too much concentration on the female at the neglect of the dude. Contrary to one post here, I enjoy hearing the guy talking dirty and seeing his face, if hot, as he enjoys his current activities. Perhaps revealing my, errrrr, gay side (?)

 

[Tsun]

My big turn off are: spiting, strangling or puting almost all you hand in the girl's mouth (seriously, how is this even sexy?!) and girls that keep saying over and over again that they're 18 while they're fucking in "barely legal" type porn, it's really annoying.

 

[D_Selmus_Swallow]

-Any of the really violent and degrading things or language that others have mentioned. Not my thing.

-Poor scene/soundtrack/voice-over choices/editing.

-Women who looked more processed than any meat that's ever come out of Oscar Meyer and caked in enough make-up to rival Bozo. Too over-done.

-The really mechanical, emotionless, fake feel of most porn in general. About as much passion and heat as tepid bathtub water usually.

Those are the big ones.

 

[lowteg]

hahaha four minute dialoge bull shit its soo crap to listen to..

so how old were you when you first rooted.

so how old were you when you first had anal...

soo do you have a boyfriend...

its all ways the same shit hahaha

what i dont like is when u have pornstars who have plastic faces that look like shit when they just have too much work done...looks just ugly I like girls like jessica valentino more natural and sexy yum yum

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also dont liek when people fuck in that oil shit thats ugly