turn offs when watching porn

[D_GlennFeckless]

Women whose bodies are completely ignored except for their pussy, ass & mouth. Porn us about fantasy and in every one of my hetero fantasies the tongue & lips never stop going - and I don't mean talking.

Slurping. Come on - she's not a spoonful of soggy noodles.

Bottoms that can't take it. Where do they find these guys?

Blowjobs that suck. If you can't ravage that thing balls deep, why are you getting paid? Maybe Annette Schwarz & I should open a training clinic ;-)

Too many bad tats. WTF? Couldn't find a cellmate who could draw?

Scenarios, all of them. "Dude, we're here just strolling through the parking lot...with a video camera...and...look over there! Excuse me, miss..."
If you had to pay for celluloid that nonsense wouldn't be worth the frames.

 

[earllogjam]

When you shoot an outdoor anal sex scene in the wilderness somewhere make sure you choose a place where there aren't any flies.

They do like the smell of shit and there's nothing more unappetizing than seeing flies nesting on some guy's asshole when he's being pounded.

 

[MickeyLee]

straight porn. all straight porn.

i started making my "porn ook" list..
was just easier to type straight porn.

i don't find the women attractive.
the men are trolls.
most of it is misogynistic.
i prefer my humiliation to come with a nice helping of BDSM.

i watch gay porn. frippin love Raging Stallion *drools*

 

[curious_observer]

I hate men wearing t-shirts, anal gapes, spitting, fat/old/ugly men, music, any kind of brutality, too much focus on dick and little focus on body, dildos coming out of an ass, cum oozing out of an ass...

 

[Endued]

The guy. I pretty much want a characterless robot to do the fucking, and if you could do your best to keep his (sex) face out of shot at all times, that'd be great, cheers!

 

[david429]

Dirty feet.

 

[rbkwp]

turn offs when watching porn



NONE all Good
addicted to porn in spurts
better than paying compulsory tax & its FREE'

a sick substitue for the lack of a partner
unwholesome alternative
just love viewing all them virile (youthful ) bodies
Str or Gay with whomever partners they have

WTF...you eventually die .. anyway?

then i have more than a few months with absolutley NO porn at all haha
Dik gets a rest...
YaY'
enz

 

[scottredleter]

- Spitting. Whether it's in porn or on the street, it's DISGUSTING and I don't want to see it!
- Armpit licking
- Music
- Spanking
- Sucking feet/toes
- Smoking
- Socks/shoes
- Bottom with limp dick
- Cock rings, piercings, accessories
- Sucking/biting dick thru underwear
- Masks
- Upside down positions
- Old guys, fat guys, ugly guys
- Too many tats
- Dirty talk
- Zits on ass
- Tongue action out of the mouth
- Guys (top or bottom) that say "aah" with every thrust
- Drinking cum
- Seeing cum being passed from mouth to mouth
- Orgies
- Ending sex sessions by jerking off
- Women

Geez... I'd venture to say you just dont like porn at all... maybe you could watch some of that soft core stuff where they dont show anything.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Geez... I'd venture to say you just dont like porn at all... maybe you could watch some of that soft core stuff where they dont show anything.

I agreed. Maybe you just like watch people make out...?

 

[trackkie_lad]

Turn offs...

1) Guys clothed in one frame, naked in next
2) Guys always going commando (undies please!)
3) Fake Cum Shots (a few companies show off-shot fake cum) - why bother faking it - if the actor can't cum he can't cum......
4) Girls/Guys who duck/avoid the face cum shot
5) Girls/Guys that look shocked when a guys spurts cum more than a few inches
6) Fake amateur sex scenes
7) Porn (mainly gay for pay) where actor is obviously watching porn to stay hard or cum
8) 3hr sex scenes before anyone cums

Sure there are many more!

 

[blackguy1]

I hate when the zoom in on the guys face and he looks into the camera and tries to make eye contact. I hate when the guys are moaning too.

 

[aqua-illusion]

Just a few....

1. In straight porn - when the guy is about to cum and he pulls out, the girl gets on her knees and he's jerking himself to cum, the girl goes "mmm yes shoot it in my face" and opens her mouth, he shoots and most of it goes in her open mouth then she spits it out and it goes on the floor. WTF is that?! Don't open your mouth if you don't want it to go in...especially if the guy is hot, why spit it?! LOL.
2. In straignt porn - when the girl is fake moaning so loud you can only hear her...it's hot when you can hear the guy moaning too. Sex is for pleasure of both not just one.
3. Gay porn - nothing really...lol that they do. I just don't watch the hardcore stuff, simple anal and oral or mutual J/O is what does it for me.

 

[psguy64]

Skin tones or tans freshly applied or
just out tanning booths
Body parts freshly shaved with razor
burn or havin skin rash
Shoes and/or Socks
Cheesy dialogue including Moans/Groans
that are obvious patch-in
Soft penis being inserted when penis is
be semi or obviously not hard

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Turn offs...

1) Guys clothed in one frame, naked in next
2) Guys always going commando (undies please!)

Yes. I hate BOTH of those. Espically number 2.

 

[jtmony08]

My turn-offs

1. Although I love cream pies, anal cream pies are a huge turn off.
2. when they spit in one another's mouth
3. FAKING orgasms
4. being extremely rough
5. when you can tell the director is talking to the actors and it interrupts the flow.
6. humiliation
7. wrong camera angles
8. monster cocks fucking women who simply can't take them.
9. when it's obvious the sex is not being enjoyed.
10. Pissing advertised as squirting.

 

[RawDog]

When she keeps going on and on about how big the guy's cock is... and it isn't.

 

[rbkwp]

unlike others here & respect there thoughts no sweat
i just LOVE the ole White Sox on only & Sneakers,wi NO sox, haha true
epitomises casual carefree youth, to me ha
up for anything for fun
enz

May as well add there Junk hanging over trackies or sweats.

 

[Frnkd213]

i sometimes watch asian/japanese porn and that painful sound those girls make turn me off so much

i ain't getting hot when the girl sounds like she's in pain, ffs

Hit the nail on the head. Why do Japanese porn have to have their women squeal like a pig and the guys blurred? They are starting to at least stop the fucking blurring of the guys tiny dick. Oh, maybe that's why they blurr their dicks. most of them are below average.
However not to start any race controversy some of the guys are showing some respectable cock size at least average.

 

[Notseingme]

I hate the following:

*limp dicks - if you are fucking someone on film, your dick should be hard.

*bad angles - if I'm watching a porno..i wanna be able to see the action up close....not from the back or the side.

*girls gargling cum - uke:

*guys that cum a quarter teaspoon while grunting like they are having the most intense orgasm ever!!

*a guy with a small penis fucking a guy with a big penis - this makes no sense to me

I agree with the limp dicks and bad angles and gargling..

But the rest just sounds ignorant

Cum is the visible result of a male orgasm the intensity could be low even with a good jizz and can be high with a small jizz and all of the variations in bewteen.

A guy with a big penis may not appreciate a big penis in his ass
where is it written that a big dicked guy must like big dicks in his ass?

THAT doesnt make sense

 

[FleshlightMouth]

Beautiful big cocks paired with terrible cocksuckers (male or female)
So frustrating