turn offs when watching porn

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

I always have to fast forward or look away from the rimming scenes.

 

[oralslut464]

I hate it in gay porn when the guy shoots on the outside of the ass - I want to see him fill the ass then the guy leak it out.

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

I hate it in gay porn when the guy shoots on the outside of the ass - I want to see him fill the ass then the guy leak it out.

I agree, but I can understand why they show the spewing. A lot of people want to see that the guy actually got off. What I like most about internal cum shots is the hands-free part. Seeing them get off without ending in a self-jerk makes me feel like the top has actually enjoyed the sex more.

 

[abu101]

I agree, but I can understand why they show the spewing. A lot of people want to see that the guy actually got off. What I like most about internal cum shots is the hands-free part. Seeing them get off without ending in a self-jerk makes me feel like the top has actually enjoyed the sex more.

yeh i agree, its hot as all get out when a big white load drips out of the bottom,

but the only thing i don't like is when it oozes back out and is a gooey brown color, indicating that the bottom didn't do a very good job preparing for the session.

yucko !!

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

but the only thing i don't like is when it oozes back out and is a gooey brown color, indicating that the bottom didn't do a very good job preparing for the session.

yucko !!

I consider myself lucky that I am never seen something that gross

 

[B_duanculo]

I HATE when they spit on the guys cock.." Just suck the thing.." It is so GROSS when the just go back in their throats and land a HUGE spittle !!!!!

i actually love that. the more spit the better!

 

[B_chinagirl4u2]

i actually love that. the more spit the better!

:biggrin1: yay

 

[hungteen19921992]

When girls have tits that are so fake that they look like they are about to pop or are starting to "sag" around the edges. (ew)

When girls take an average sized penis and, with the help of camera angles, pretend like it's the biggest they have ever seen in the history of the universe.

 

[D_DoctorDoltlittle]

I don't understand why the industry keeps making movies like that if it sounds general that no one likes certain things... that's why I like amateur videos... because that people are serious into fucking and they fuck with so much passion, the man thrusts so deep like if his life depended on it, and the woman enjoying the penis of his man. No poses, no make up, no forced cums, no faking, just pure and plain people having sex because they are hornya nd not because they are getting paid for...

 

[zpacifico]

dialogues, subtitles... I mean wtf?!?
;þ

 

[Maxime_]

I hate it when the girl or the guy says "Goooood!oh my God!" too many times....leave God to other types of dialogues....on the other hand i have to say i like when they fake orgasms too much...it's sooo funny for me!XD ahahahha
And i hate white socks, when the blowjob takes too long( how boring!), and when they start licking feet...ah, i don't like movies with unattractive guys with small cocks....-.- i mean, i wanna see something....SOMETHING!
By the way, i love dialogues and situations....i think it makes it more real. I don't like it when they start fucking up front....-.-

 

[B_chinagirl4u2]

Shaved pussies...yuk !!!

 

[deleted213967]

You'd think that by now with so many genres and so many venues, everybody could get exactly what they want...but no matter where I go (including straight porn), I observe the same annoying fads and mannerism.

It's as though all world porn is produced by a dozen guys who all attend the convention in Vegas and end up doing the same thing:

Current ultra-annoying fads include:

1. Spitting (as part of a lubricating routine or to assert dominance over the male/female)
2. Gaping. It's not about the ass, it's about the ass-hole. The ass is quite literally in the way and no matter how hot and fuck-able the ass cheeks are, they must be pulled out of the way.
3. Camera work: To justify his wages, the cameraman MUST abruptly toggle from clinically extreme close-ups of the scrotum hair to wide angles that ensure that the cheesy room decor occupies 90% of the screen space, leaving the important body parts cut down to postage stamp size.
4. Sucking as padding: 50% of any porn (including those labeled "Anal") or more is endless, boring-as-hell sucking.
5. What's with the elevator music? If anyone ever gets hard from it, please start a thread.

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

I don't remember if I answered this one, but I have to look away when there is rimming.
Also, I can't stand a bottom that makes the same noises or says the same thing over and over and over when getting fucked:
oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah...
fuck that ass...fuck that ass...fuck that ass...fuck that ass...fuck that ass...
etc

 

[Otep]

I find it really annoying when they skip steps. I like to see the entire thing especially undressing and any initial penetration. I hate it when they're fully clothed and then it fades to them fully undressed and then later fades to them already having sex.

I also REALLY hate it when it's obvious the other person isn't into it. I've seen many scenes where either or both of them are clearly just going through the motions and would rather be doing something else.

 

[Uncutsouthernboy]

pimple covered butts.
Not showing the guy's face ever.
Fake moaning.
Stupid dialogue.
Bored look on both actor's face.
Usually, the sound track. I usually watch without sound.

 

[notsosneekyjoe]

A2M and asian whine.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

The annoying music, fake moans, and in str8 porn, girls with fake boobs. LOL

 

[TheRob]

spitting
sadly the chicks just about always do it during the blowjob (
and choking...I even watch BDSM porn and I don't like choking there either

 

[D_Millard Fillermore]

spitting
sadly the chicks just about always do it during the blowjob (
and choking...I even watch BDSM porn and I don't like choking there either

Yeah i'm with ya there. Also:

Face slapping (slapping of the ass is great both male and female, anywhere will kill ma bone)
Spitting (in anyone's mouth or anywhere else male or female)
Humiliation (of any kind, towards male or female)
Racial Slurs (also of any kind, towards anyone)
Bukkake (had to google the spelling of that and avoided the image button like the plague)
Extreme BDSM (don't get me wrong a little wrist tying is cool, its just the whole cage/hardware/mask/err well extreme dominational stuff i can't deal with. I'm too vanilla for that)
Women fucking dudes with strap-ons
Scat (and its different disgusting forms)
Fake-ness (i.e. boobs, booties or dongs....ok most times i'll still enjoy some fake boobs here an there but nothing and i mean nothing will ever beat the real things)
Blatantly fake orgasms (porn wise its hard to tell most times, then sometimes its like...oh come on..really?)
And gay porn (naturally ya know...cause i'm straight)

Can't really think of anything else at the moment. An yeah i know, i'm kind of a prude. Ah well. Thats why amature porn win's out hands do....well ok not with well it rocks lol.