turn offs when watching porn

[deleted213967]

Women fucking dudes with strap-ons

That's a comical turn-on.:biggrin1:

 

[D_Millard Fillermore]

That's a comical turn-on.:biggrin1:

Also: everything you said lol

 

[Mithra]

As a matter of principle, I turn off any porn when it becomes clear the dude is going to be wearing his socks through the deed.

 

[bimetaldude]

Rimming
Shaved Pussy
Shaved Cock

 

[bimetaldude]

Grr, I forgot to add

Sox have gotta go but an odd like and dislike of mine-

Gay porn- Turned off by Guys wearing SHOES or esp. BOOTS.

Str8 porn- I am turned on by a chick wearing vinyl/leather boots and heels...

 

[AM_092]

-I don't mind music, but if it comes in and out at the wrong times, I just close the video!
-Audio and video not in sync!
-Quiet sex: when there's no talking (or even breathing!)
-Bad acting!
-In daddy on twink videos, when the age gap is probably 5 years max.
-When 30 year olds are playing teenagers.
-Videos with "facefucking" in the title with no actual facefucking! Not all blowjobs are facefucks!
-When bottoms rim the tops!

 

[Unnamed]

Prostitutes probably prefer them due to the amount of work which would be required for pleasuring a larger penis.

 

[Zeuhl34]

-When one (or both) of the participating parties is obviously unenthusiastic
-When one (or both) of the participating parties is suspiciously too enthusiastic
-That camera angle that is all balls and man-ass
-Poorly-done boobjobs
-Camera angles the zoom in super close on the penetration and then hold there for inordinate amounts of time
-Not keeping the camera still for more than 5 seconds

 

[bhram]

gunky tongues
women with no enthusiasm

 

[D_LeonardoDeCrapio]

Facials - They're messy in porn and real life.
The over obvious "MORE MAKEUP" look, same as above.
When people whine to orgasm, it's just creepy. (i.e. Asian porn when asian women don't do that.)

 

[pubebandit]

Anal and bald-shaved beavers.

 

[B_Nia88]

scat, dominant women, submissive men.

 

[aninnymouse]

When girls have tits that are so fake that they look like they are about to pop or are starting to "sag" around the edges. (ew)

I saw one scene where this girl was getting fucked missionary, and the way she was moving, you could see the implant going squish, squish, squish.

Otherwise, another vote for the spitting being gross. I've seen ones where the guys are spitting into each others' mouths....Yuck.

Also, felching/squirting. I find that gross. If you've shot your load inside, I really don't need to see it get pushed back out.


Over the top Dirty talk and campy moaning. I think that's just silly. I like passionate sex, where both participants are into it, but I don't need to hear "Oh Yeah! Suck that cock! or "Ay! Fuck Me!" yelled/whimpered over and over. I also don't need to hear the bottom/girl whimpering like a terrified puppy dog, or yowling like a catamount in heat.

Ditto with the fake and overdubbed sounds. I like to hear some sounds of satisfaction, but if it's not there, it's not.

Very violent sex does nothing for me. I don't need to see someone get smacked around the room or mock raped. Passion. It's all about the passion.

Conversely, I don't like to see someone laying there like a dead fish getting fucked. I also don't like it when you can tell that the participants are stoned out of their gourds. That is just gross to me.

Other than that, the typical piss, scat, puke and blood. Not my fetishes.

 

[OscarM]

When the guy is so hung yet so flaccid when "hard", that he has to squeeze the base when fucking.

Women faking it and moaning excessively.

Blank money shots, or potentially "fake".

When only one guy gets off.

Man or woman, all you see is the hot body, then you get a glimpse of an ugly face attached to it.

lack of kissing or eye contact.

passive/idle/expressionless bottom

voice-over moaning and porno music.

 

[mmjr]

socks white socks are bad, dark worse lol

 

[deleted213967]

socks white socks are bad, dark worse lol

Hmmm! Mid-calf black nylon socks, the bulky wristwatch...the lardy hairy belly and the sagging ass...all tied together by the burnt carrot fake tan...

 

[ruggerkit28]

music,

and false sound tracks, of heavy breathing and the like.

 

[D_HKx4ztc]

The moment you realise the miserable people you are watching are eastern Europeans unwillingly forced into doing it, probably under threat of much worse probably getting HIV from being forced to do it bareback so that you can get your kicks.

 

[deleted15807]

Anything produced after say 1990. It's all pretty depraved today.

 

[496466]

I hate it when the girl is covering her face and trying to dodge the cum. It's your job for crying out loud, you are getting payed for it.