Spitting on the genitals. WTF is that about???? Also too much fake moaning. I am well aware that porn is not real sex, but some chicks take the fake moaning stuff too far.
turn offs when watching porn
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slapping boobs and choking the female actors. I don't like any of that. People get turned on by that? So, men get aroused by watching the camera man, who is also sporting the cock that will fuck the woman, choke the girl? Must be pandering to the sadists
Agree with this a lot!
That's why I really only watch solo female stuff. I'm most interested in the ladies getting themselves off good and hard. I like to watch what they do. A lot of times it "seems" like the guy is going to make her cum from fucking, but just as it seems she's about to get off really hard, the guy slams himself into her AND JUST FUCKING STOPS MOVING. I don't see what he's thinking. sometimes with my wife I like to move and then stop, but we are passionate and kiss and look into each others eyes and stuff like that, plus she likes to feel me fill her up, pause, and then go at it, she usually cums right away from that. But the guy in porn scenes who goes at it and then stops?? Sometimes the girl is like "no no no don't stop!!!" so don't stop then dude!! I REALLY hate that.
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Another reason why i like squirters. I can tell when i make a woman cum, but in porn, you can't fake that.
I'm the same way with that and most of the related stuff that's been mentioned here (spitting,foot on the head,etc.), and the Napoleon complex guy in group stuff that seems like he's trying to one-up all his "bros" by showing that he can be meaner to the girl than they can, and looking like he's paying more attention to them or expecting a high five or something. That stuff's what didn't sit right with me when it was declared that James Deen was "women's favorite porn star". I wouldn't be surprised if he invented foot-on-the-head.
I know those sound like white night comments, but I'm the same way when a girl is doing it, like the cuckold crap. Meanness is distracting. It brings in an emotion that doesn't mix with being turned on, and just makes you too irritated with the person doing it to "do anything else".
Speaking of the spitting thing- When they try to make it look like nut or something, and the girl's got crap all over her face and you've been watching it long enough to know that nobody's ejaculated or anything - yuck!
And a weird pet peeve- A "boomy" ambient soundstage or location where you can't make anything out. I hate that shit and would rather hear an inappropriately dry audio track. Spend a few bucks and throw up some damn blankets or something.
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My porn pet peeves are Kissing (believe it or not), over exaggerated moaning/orgasm sounds, definitely the cheap, cheesy dialogue before the sex. Finally it would probably be some of the bad camera angles... haha I am picky!
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Personally I like to be able to breathe during sex
Personally I like to be able to breathe during sex
hang on, I'm not into it either, I'm just saying there are plenty of women who are
particularly common with blondes I find...
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I find this scenario in porn so dumb and a turn off : girl goes and has sex with a guy and says that said guy is twice as big as her BF and said girl barely takes half the cock in her mouth and holes. Like for real why even go for this guy when in the end you take as much cock as your BF has.
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A guy dripping sweat.
Huge fake tits. (I don't mind those that are done, but keep them normal sized)
A cum shot that would only fill half a thimble, because the guy obviously came 2-3 times that they couldn't film.
Fake cum.
Close ups of a spread or open push.
Girls that take a facial, but act like it's the grossest thing ever. Have them shoot it somewhere else or get into having that fun on your face.
Hairy pussy. At least trim it.
Huge fake tits. (I don't mind those that are done, but keep them normal sized)
A cum shot that would only fill half a thimble, because the guy obviously came 2-3 times that they couldn't film.
Fake cum.
Close ups of a spread or open push.
Girls that take a facial, but act like it's the grossest thing ever. Have them shoot it somewhere else or get into having that fun on your face.
Hairy pussy. At least trim it.
What I'm about to say makes no sense whatsoever. I like watching some fucked up shit. All amateur stuff: gangbangs, double vag, MMF, escorts/prostitutes, TS, and amateur frott/cum.
But one thing that truly disgusts me is a man's fingers, especially their fingernails. I don't know why; it makes no sense. Most are dirty and bitten to the nubs.
I don't have model hands and I sometimes bite my fingernails, which I hate. But for some reason I can't stand seeing mens' fingers.
But one thing that truly disgusts me is a man's fingers, especially their fingernails. I don't know why; it makes no sense. Most are dirty and bitten to the nubs.
I don't have model hands and I sometimes bite my fingernails, which I hate. But for some reason I can't stand seeing mens' fingers.
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I haven't read the whole thread, so this might be a repeat, but: I can't fucking stand the loud shutter noise of someone off-camera taking stills. Just adds to the whole "fake" thing and totally ruins the mood for me.
The biggest turnoff for me is when the camera suddenly leaves a scene and focuses on another actor/actress. Let's say you've got a hot scene where a guy is drilling a girl missionary, and you're fapping along, and about to blow a load and then suddenly the camera switches to some dude standing in a doorway watching the couple holding a cigarette in one hand and jerking off with the other. Total mood killer. Worse yet is if you're so close to cumming you can't stop and you wind up busting your nut to the image of said guy in the doorway.
This is why I always fast forward through the porn before I even start jacking off. I want to know when the best time to cum is and avoid any sudden image changes. 10 minutes of titty bouncing pussy quivering sex is suddenly cut to the back of a fat man's ass. Why!?
Another turnoff is any scene with Ron Jeremy. Or anyone that looks like Ron Jeremy. It's what people think about when they don't want to pop a boner.
This is why I always fast forward through the porn before I even start jacking off. I want to know when the best time to cum is and avoid any sudden image changes. 10 minutes of titty bouncing pussy quivering sex is suddenly cut to the back of a fat man's ass. Why!?
Another turnoff is any scene with Ron Jeremy. Or anyone that looks like Ron Jeremy. It's what people think about when they don't want to pop a boner.
When a guy holds a woman's eyelid open and drops his load on her eye. W. T. F. ? About the only thing my wife won't let me do is shoot near her eyes....it stings like a mutherfucker. So we're supposed to be impressed or turned on by this form of pain? There's hurts-so-good pain, and then there's knock-it-the-fuck-off-or-I-brain-you pain. Guess which that is....
Agreed regarding off-camera shutter noises, and I'll add the director whispering instruction to the actors.
Oh and any time a segment is reused. I don't need to be reminded how repetitive PIV sex can be.
Oh and any time a segment is reused. I don't need to be reminded how repetitive PIV sex can be.
