turn offs when watching porn

[BIGBULL29]

I whole-heartedly agree, and I guess your username is then somewhat of a satirical jab at the body-obsessed types you just mentioned before, hm ?

That said, I happen to like a large majority of the things with porn that many of you seem to hate. I don't feel like spending time outlining them again here, but if you have the time and the curiosity, look them up in a thread about fetishes a while back . Suffice it to say, my kinks are somewhat esoteric.

Thanks for agreeing.:biggrin1: You know you have to because you know my status. :biggrin1:

 

[frenulum]

when they say fuck that ass yeah and suck that cock yeah and yeah

 

[submit452]

I love stripper DVDs. What I hate is the crap music on them. SO I turn the sound off and play Bob Seger or ZZTop and AC/DC. and then they're better after that.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I was watching a snuff movie awhile back dated 5/12/2004.I watched a brand new one last night and it was the SAME GIRL! MAN! was I pissed!
The BASTARDS!!!

 

[LT1]

Me and my girlfriend hate when the male actors are hung like thimbles. The girls have to work up a fake orgasm. Good thing the industry usually makes sure that most male actors are really well endowed. There is nothing better than watching a woman have a long deep groaning orgasm.

 

[B_Heft_and_Cleft]

When the damn music is so loud, I have never needed a musical soundtrack to my sexual fantasies, it's distracting. And, of course, crappy camera work where what you REALLY want to see if just out of frame.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

When however I'm watching it with steals my popcorn.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I hate the fuckin music...............

 

[Nomad]

Someone wrote that bruises are a turn-off.

Bruises can be turn-ons. :tongue:

Are you referring to the mushroom bruises you left on my face with your bull peter last night? :wink:

 

[lizardessqueen]

I really hate plot lines... if you're going to have a plot, make it classy and seductive... or really dirty and erotic. But if you're going to half-ass a plot... I'm moving onto a new movie. I also really don't like anything that is obviously making the girl hurt, uncomfortable, or not pleasured... I like to see (even if it's fake) a guy who knows what he's doing...

 

[HazelGod]

I also really don't like anything that is obviously making the girl hurt, uncomfortable, or not pleasured.

This says it all, and bears repeating: I don't care to see anything where the girls appear to be in any discomfort in any way. Just an example...there's a trend with some production outfits to show girls gagging on cocks that really turns me off.

Seeing a girl in a willingly enthusiastic performance...that's hot! Watching a girl have a fat cock jammed into her ass while she whimpers and yelps out "Ow!" every few seconds...revolting.

 

[BIGBULL29]

Are you referring to the mushroom bruises you left on my face with your bull peter last night? :wink:

I am indeed:biggrin1:

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

Lesbians
Small penises
Violence
Ugly actors/actresses
Sex with socks or shoes on (high heel shoes in bed??)
He cumming in her eyes

 

[Lifeguard]

Not as much a turn-off as a question. What's the deal with females slapping their pussy when they're doing reverse cowgirl.

 

[WildHoney]

*COUGH* I have a list

spitting
hairy men
drug fucked looking girls
that blank 'I am so aroused I can't make a facial expression a stare'
Over the top moaning
constant changing of postions ,4 thrusts, change, 3 thrusts , change.
bad tip of the tongue lick lick oral on women or no oral on the women involved
idiotic uncomfortable surfaces they are fucking on, you just know the women is balancing for dear life and is being shagged so shitless she must be dying for it to stop.

.......actually most porn annoys me, I know it is because it is made for men and I am a woman but I loose interest in nearly all professional porn and end up "losing my erection" so to speak and rolling my eyes.

I did however Reallllllly enjoiy quercusones ameatuer video here, but I think thats just because I want to fuck him


x
Honey

 

[D_Garmanswait Glassnads]

Turn off is when the girls are major whores, and when either actor is ugly. It's better when the actors are cute and have abit of chemsitry.

 

[Principessa]

HUH??? I've never seen that and never done that and I do watch quite a bit of porn. Maybe they get off on the impact to their clit.
Personally my clit is sensitive I can sometimes handle a light tap with fingers but a slap is out of the question.
njqt466

Not as much a turn-off as a question. What's the deal with females slapping their pussy when they're doing reverse cowgirl.

 

[dongalong]

I have 2 movies featuring the gorgeous Czech, Monica Sweetheart, the first with Lexington Steele which was her first US appearance, she was amazing -very natural and clearly enjoying it, she said she didn't like it up the arse but did it anyway, really hot scene.

The second film was with Mandingo, she was clearly more experienced in the American (porn film) way because she looked very fake and her moans were like a DJ's sample loop, the same fake sounding moans, constantly repeated whatever the action.

She was still good but her fake sound track was such a turn off

Other turn offs include:
-Anal sex where shit comes out.
-Small dicks.
-Obese male actors with buried penises - the girl had to work hard to compress that fat pad!!
-Awful looking white trash sluts.
-Female to male rimming scenes
-Too much violence interrupting the sex

 

[Nitrofiend]

Not as much a turn-off as a question. What's the deal with females slapping their pussy when they're doing reverse cowgirl.

Experience tells me that some girls like their clits and vulva areas potched a bit :wink:.

 

[D_Smeg Suckface]

Turn-Offs:
-BAD CAMERA SCENES..no one wants a 20 sec shot of a wall or some other piece of background
-some sloppy ass lookin dude to come and bang the girl (more appealing when all participants look decent)
-spitting..yuk
-a clip full of demands ("suck my cock".."bend over".."get on ur knees".."lemme cum on ur face")