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  1. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    In a parallel universe, maybe people are asking questions like the following:

    *Do you know which celebrities have the biggest vaginas?
    *Do you get more men because of your large vagina?
    *Does the size of vagina make intercourse difficult?
    *Do you wish you had a bigger vagina?
    *Has anyone ever proposed marriage because of your big vagina?
    *Do your former partners express dismay becuse they are with someone with a smaller vagina?
    *Are women with smaller vaginas envious?
    *How large would your vagina be ideally?
    *Would you consider surgery to enlarge your vagina?
    *Do you tell potential sex partners about your large vagina before intercourse?
    *Has anyone ever turned down sex with you because of your large vagina?
    *Guys, what's more important-looks or a large vagina?

    OK, what can you guys come up with (besides throwing tomatoes at me).
     
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    *Is it hard to find comfortable clothes for your big vagina?
    *Do you like to show off camel toe?
    *What's the best jeans to show off camel toe?
    *Do you often find other staring at your large vagina in the locker rooms?
    *Is larger vaginas foun on more slender women?
     
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    Do you ever find yourself feeling superior to someone who has a smaller vagina?
    Do you brag about your big vagina to coworkers?
    Do you ever show off your big vagina in the ladies room?
    Do you think you are better than other people because of your large vagina?
    Do you think big breasts indicate a big vagina?

    This is fun :) Keep it going!
     
  4. Pappy

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    Do you have problems finding comfortable, supportive panties for your big vagina?

    Does you big vagina ever slip out of your panties and hang down your leg?

    Which leg do you wear your big vagina down, left or right?
    Or do you have half on each side of the seam?
     
  5. Pecker

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    Have you ever lost a lover inside your large vagina?
    If you go commando in a skirt on a windy day does your large vagina whistle?
     
  6. Irvy

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    I am 14 am hav a really large vaagina. I fink it iss to big and my boyfrend wont fit. I'v seen all my frends vaginass and I'm bigger tham all of them. Am I too big for my boyfrend?
     
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    Oh my Lord..... :eek: I do hope that I NEVER see that.....:scared2: ....almost made me spit my coffee out.....:biggrin1:
     
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    Do people treat you differently after they find out you have a big vagina?
     
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    While I am not sure this is a good post, it is rather fun...:biggrin1:

    * Have you ever had a guys head slip in your vagina because it is so huge ?

    OK...that about does it for me.....:puke:
     
  10. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    No...it's like this...think about a compliment or comment a guy with a big dick gets and then substitute the word vagina:

    Has anyone ever offered you money to have sex with them because of your big vagina?
     
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    white women have the biggest vaginas

    it's true i've had sex with 2½ so i think i should know
     
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    I dunno Rock, my mate has a mate who fucked this black girl, and she could park a mini cooper up hers! Seriously, he wouldn't lie! You can tell by the colour of their eyes, if their eyes are brown, it's as big as a barn!
     
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    For some reason I prefer the breast counterpart (similar projections) to the vagina, (similar function).
     
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    Do people with small vaginas really belong on this site? I mean, what do they really contribute?
     
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    "And should we allow dykes in here? They're always PM'ing me... I'm straight GOD DAMMIT!"
     
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    You guys are hilarious, now if only big vaginas had the same social status as big dicks do. Since they don't, then suffice it to say tha LPSG is LVSG as well because only guys with big dicks like them. :biggrin1:

    "Is that a big vagina in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
     
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    I tell all the girls I've been with that the size of their vagina doesn't matter, but I secretly wish they had a bigger one.
     
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    Hi! My yahoo is big_vag_cam_slut18 and I love to compare on cam! Well, that is to say, I don't actually have a cam, and my vagina is actually very tight and small, and I'm not 18, I'm actually 54, but I'd really really like to see yours, so I'm hoping that none of you have read this far, and just went ahead and added my name to your yahoo. Can't wait to wan... chat with you!


    (Do I get extra points if I accidentally hit upon an existing yahoo name?)
     
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    Did you get your big vagina from your mother?
    Do you like to show off your big vagina at a nude beach?
    Does your big vagina dip into the water when you sit on the toilet?
     
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