In a parallel universe, maybe people are asking questions like the following: *Do you know which celebrities have the biggest vaginas? *Do you get more men because of your large vagina? *Does the size of vagina make intercourse difficult? *Do you wish you had a bigger vagina? *Has anyone ever proposed marriage because of your big vagina? *Do your former partners express dismay becuse they are with someone with a smaller vagina? *Are women with smaller vaginas envious? *How large would your vagina be ideally? *Would you consider surgery to enlarge your vagina? *Do you tell potential sex partners about your large vagina before intercourse? *Has anyone ever turned down sex with you because of your large vagina? *Guys, what's more important-looks or a large vagina? OK, what can you guys come up with (besides throwing tomatoes at me).