TV DOCUMENTARY ABOUT PENIS SIZE!!

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  1. Imported

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    PENIS_TV_SHOW: Hi Guys (and Gals).

    We're working on an offbeat new TV series about lots of offbeat topics related to pop culture, science, politics, etc. One episode is all about our obsession with penis and breast size and all the misconceptions about physical attributes.

    We're looking for well hung guys to interview. Is being well endowed all it's cracked up to be? Have you ever felt subconscious? Do prospective sex partners drool with anticipation or run in fear? Does being well hung work to your advantage?

    As you can tell, this is a no-holds barred program. Well, except for one thing- we can't show an erect dick- but we can show flaccid full-frontal nudity. If being anonymous is important, we can disguise your face- and we don't necessarily have to show you penis. But if you don't mind being identified, that's even better. The important thing is to talk to real everyday men who have real big johnsons.

    This is not a gag, nor is it porn. This show will be premiering in January on premium cable TV and will be hosted by two very well-known entertainers.

    If you're seriously interested and legitimately 8 inches or more, please call us. LA area/California residents especially. If you're from elsewhere, we will either fly you to LA or send a camera crew to you. We can work out the logistics once I have some people signed up.
    You can reach us at:

    (818) 713-9620- ask for extension 18.

    Thanks!
    The Producers.
     
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    PENIS_TV_SHOW: Damn smileys.
    That phone number should read (818) 713-9620 ext. 18.
    Thanks.
     
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    [quote author=PENIS_TV_SHOW link=board=meetgreet;num=1036086934;start=0#0 date=10/31/02 at 09:55:34] Is being well endowed all it's cracked up to be? Have you ever felt subconscious?
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    Now that would be interesting. I think you may mean "self-conscious". The answer to which, BTW, in my case is Yes.
     
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    PENIS_TV_SHOW: Now that is funny! I should've proofread that again. Yes, indeed, I meant self-conscious. I wonder what that says about my subconscious? Oh well. Max, why don't you give us a call?

    PENIS TV
     
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    bastian: I guess this means the guys form Penis_tv are not members here and they may suffer from "Penis_TV envy"
     
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    rick57: why dont you get the porn stars on it arent they all 8 or better?
    and sean micheals, jack napier, or any of the other guys in their videos. with all the girls they do the must have great girls reactions stories to tell!!!

    wish i had some stories to tell but not much experience there.

    in hight school i tried my best to keep it hid, but now i wish i hadnt. was self consious about it then but not now.

    http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/rick1...bc/rick1234_45414/lst?&.dir=/&.src=bc&.view=l
     
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    Late_Bloomer: I live in LA.

    So you'll show my flacid penis and you'll interview me. Interesting.

    How much do I get paid? ;D
     
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    two_fister: So...has anyone heard or called these penisTV show people yet?
     
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