TVs The Bachelor- Ultimate Hunk or Wimp?

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Alright this is for the few, the proud, the actual women on this website.

ABC has a show that is nearly unwatchable if you are a man worth his hot wings and beer. It's called The Bachelor and it's been on for awhile with a parade of men you'd generally only see in old style soap operas. Beyond being fairly photogenic, they all seem to possess characteristics never seen in your average run-of-the-mill domestic man-cave animal.

For one, they are all caring, doting, affirming and supporting with regard to every woman they meet. They feel their pain when women cry- and in this show there are a lot of sex tears- and they support their dreams and aspirations. You'd almost think beneath their six-packs they had female minds or mental telepathy. They instinctively love and dream about having children whereas some men would tear their hair out and shout "shit, just when I was going to buy a boat and a Porsche!!"

Up until now probably the most fun bachelor was Jake Pavelka, the short little regional jet pilot for ASA (now ExpressJet) who suffered from acrophobia. The latest is Juan Pablo Galavis from either Venezuela or Miami with the Latin accent that makes women lubricate profusely and the rest of us who speak only vernacular midwestern English pissed-off and envious. He has a name that one associates with some dude driving a Formula One race car.

But not all is apparently roses for Juan Pablo. When wife and I went to the grocery store I gazed upon a magazine at the check-out stand that had teaser headlines like "His ex disses his performance in bed" and that death knell tag line "he lives with his mom." So the man surrounded by all those babes fighting for him has a tooth pic for a penis, suffers from premature ejaculation and has to go to mommy for date money?

Women, tell us what you think about all those dreamy guys on The Bachelor.
 

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I find men like that to be unattractive.

I come from a working class family, and my dad came home dirty and aching all over everyday. So to me, men in suits who sit in an office all day counting their money or whatever are just pussies. Not to say they don't have their place in the world, it takes all kinds to make the world go round.. but you won't ever catch me pursuing a man like that.

Besides.. those guys in suits would probably think of me as a 'hood rat' or something like that. I'm not the 'classiest' lady I know, I wouldn't do well on that show anyway :p
 

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Ok, I watch. It's a train wreck and I love train wrecks. I'm so embarrassed.

Now that I've confessed, I have to say, I haven't really found any of the guys that attractive until Juan Pablo. His accent, his body and the way he loved his daughter. Oh yeah, hotness personified until he really opened his mouth.

His comments on gay people turned him from hot to not in 2 seconds. And the more I watched, the more narcissistic and air-headed he turned out to be. Just another pretty boy with an empty head. Hmmm, and looking at him now? He's not all that pretty either.

If he was a man of substance, dick size, living with his mom wouldn't matter. The Bachelor or not. But paint all gays as perverts? Well, no further information is necessary in my books.
 

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Like LaFemme, I watch this show (not religiously, but if it's on) knowing it's an absurd fantasy. For a lot of women (and more than a few men, I'd bet), there's still something compelling about the idea of the knight finding his princess. Of course when it's The Bachelorette, it's the princess finding her knight. No one should watch this expecting any insightful examination of male-female gender roles in society or any insightful conversation about pretty much anything, really. It also has a horrible track record in terms of the relationships launched from it, but that isn't surprising given that it's really just another non-reality reality show. This is just a tv guilty pleasure, much like Bravo's The Real Housewives franchises. Check your brain at the door.
 

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"I love fucking you, but I don't know you."

Shortly afterward to Juan Pablo's complete surprise, attractive contestant Clare Crowley became extremely upset, hurt and angry. Emotional attachment: the sticky problem with 21st century women the flower children way back in the Summer of Love never had to deal with.

Juan Pablo may have been Cro-Magnon adjacent, but the man really had a way with words. :smile:
 

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it makes me laugh when i see these women expecting anything other than a player. Its fucking tv you aint gonna find love on it.
 

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Ok, I watch. It's a train wreck and I love train wrecks. I'm so embarrassed.

Now that I've confessed, I have to say, I haven't really found any of the guys that attractive until Juan Pablo. His accent, his body and the way he loved his daughter. Oh yeah, hotness personified until he really opened his mouth.

His comments on gay people turned him from hot to not in 2 seconds. And the more I watched, the more narcissistic and air-headed he turned out to be. Just another pretty boy with an empty head. Hmmm, and looking at him now? He's not all that pretty either.

If he was a man of substance, dick size, living with his mom wouldn't matter. The Bachelor or not. But paint all gays as perverts? Well, no further information is necessary in my books.

Based on this post alone (well others in the past too) I'd say we must be sisters separated at birth... ^^This is me.. Feel EXACTLY the same way ... can I just add that Juan Pablo is probably the biggest dick of all of the guys.

I love a good train wreck, too!
 

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Based on this post alone (well others in the past too) I'd say we must be sisters separated at birth... ^^This is me.. Feel EXACTLY the same way ... can I just add that Juan Pablo is probably the biggest dick of all of the guys.

I love a good train wreck, too!

Well, duh. We WERE separated at birth. I went North and you went South. Thank goodness the boobage got divided evenly! :biggrin1:
 
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And the bloody bachelorette....My 83 year old dad watches this shit, I am pretty sure it's because he can't operate the remote properly. If this stuff was printed on toilet paper I would not use it, because it be shit already.
 

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I've watched it a few times. Regardless of gender the show is demoralising to all involved, gutter trash at best.
 
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I've watched it a few times. Regardless of gender the show is demoralising to all involved, gutter trash at best.

I can't stay in the same room when someone has it on. It's along the lines of......If I am watching, stab me between the eyes with a hot knife because I have to be brain dead to be watching this crap

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I can't stay in the same room when someone has it on. It's along the lines of......If I am watching, stab me between the eyes with a hot knife because I have to be brain dead to be watching this crap

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Well, you can't actually WATCH it. You have to read, do the crossword, browse the internet, make some banana bread or do a little housework at the same time. Two hours of non-stop exposure can cause serious brain damage.

But I'm ok. :crazy2:
 
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awful show....but in the end it is always the same ......money and sex are all men think about