'twas the night after christmas

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When all through the site, not a creature was stirring with all of his might,
The members were hung by the pictures they've shown,
In hopes that their penises soon would be known,

When out on the web there arose such a clatter,
There's men with big dicks here, so what is the matter?
Away to the website, they flew with a flash,
To admire their big cocks, and occasional splash,

When what to our wandering eyes should appear?
A radiant display of the male figure here.
Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer, and Vixen!
On Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner, and Blitzen!

And then, with a twinkling, I heard up above,
The prancing and pawing of each one, a-love,
To each and to every, a very good night,
And Merry Christmas to all 'til next time!