Does anyone have the rest of this or want to add some. T'was the night before christmas, and all thru the house. The whole damn family, was drunk as a louse. Ma from the whore house, and me outta jail. had just settled down, for a nice piece of tail. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter. I sprange off of my wife. nearly ripped out my bladder. Away to the window, I flew like a flash. Tripped on a beer can, and busted my ass. What to my watering eyes should appear. A ricketty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a little old driver, a beating his dick. I knew in a moment, It might be St. Nick. ............ And I heard him exclaim, as he tripped out the door. Oh hell, I don't, give a damn anymore. That is all I remember.