Twisted Night Before Christmas.

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  1. ghb69

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    Does anyone have the rest of this or want to add some.



    T'was the night before christmas,
    and all thru the house.
    The whole damn family,
    was drunk as a louse.

    Ma from the whore house,
    and me outta jail.
    had just settled down,
    for a nice piece of tail.

    When out on the lawn,
    there arose such a clatter.
    I sprange off of my wife.
    nearly ripped out my bladder.

    Away to the window,
    I flew like a flash.
    Tripped on a beer can,
    and busted my ass.

    What to my watering
    eyes should appear.
    A ricketty old sleigh
    and eight mangy reindeer.

    With a little old driver,
    a beating his dick.
    I knew in a moment,
    It might be St. Nick.

    ............

    And I heard him exclaim,
    as he tripped out the door.
    Oh hell, I don't,
    give a damn anymore.

    That is all I remember.
     
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    There's more?:eek:?
     
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    the middle section where he is in the house.
     
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