Twlight Dildo...

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by tasteslikejellyjam, Nov 21, 2009.

  1. tasteslikejellyjam

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    They sparkle!! :eek:
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    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]"This dildo is AMAAAZING. I have 7 of them so I have enough to imagine Edward Cullen ramming every orifice in my body with his sparkling peen. I also like to attach them to my grandma while she's sleeping and pretend she's a giant vampire cockmonster. so hot."[/SIZE][/FONT]
     
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    And this is a women's issue because...:slap:
     
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    Wow!
     
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    because I hit the wrong link before I posted...
    it should go under the link that was below women's issues (i.e. funny stuff)...
    sorry... XD

    PS I'm trying to have the thread redirected...
     
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    Haha, I have to have that one!
     
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    It's pretty and sparkly. :ugh2::booty::buttkick:
     
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    i want a taylor lautner blow-up doll that, when it's blown up, is as blown-up as he is! i'm talking 'pneumatic muscles' you could ride in the pool (as well as a plastic hole) ;P
     
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