Twlight Dildo...

[tasteslikejellyjam]

They sparkle!!
Tantus Direct: The Vamp

Review by one of their many satisfied customers...

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]"This dildo is AMAAAZING. I have 7 of them so I have enough to imagine Edward Cullen ramming every orifice in my body with his sparkling peen. I also like to attach them to my grandma while she's sleeping and pretend she's a giant vampire cockmonster. so hot."[/SIZE][/FONT]

 

[Bbucko]

z 10/28/2009
This is highly logical. I ordered four, let's hope they all fit under my snuggie.

:haha:


And this is a women's issue because...:slap:

 

[AlteredEgo]

Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Wow!

 

[tasteslikejellyjam]

And this is a women's issue because...:slap:

because I hit the wrong link before I posted...
it should go under the link that was below women's issues (i.e. funny stuff)...
sorry... XD

PS I'm trying to have the thread redirected...

 

[Opalite]

Haha, I have to have that one!

 

[jeff black]

It's pretty and sparkly. :ugh2::booty::buttkick:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

i want a taylor lautner blow-up doll that, when it's blown up, is as blown-up as he is! i'm talking 'pneumatic muscles' you could ride in the pool (as well as a plastic hole) ;P