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  1. jakeatolla

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    Two fish were swimming side by side, when they both swam into a concrete
    wall. The first fish turns to the second fish and says "Dam".......
     
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    :smile:
     
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    *Spanks* Jake for his punny post! :tongue:
     
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    Thank you sir may I have another!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    :smackhead: ROFLMAOTIPMP!:biggrin1:
     
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    That's a damsite better than the pun I came up with.
     
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    Hmmm...no idea what all the letters
    are after ROFL, Chuck.

    Pecky...trust you to see his pun and
    raise him one!

    Jake...yikes...S & M is proliferating
    all over the site these days...and
    anyway...that's "Mistress" to you!!!:tongue:
     
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    Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Piss My Pants :eek:
     
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    Thank'ee kindly, Alex...I see Chuck is
    prone to a touch of...hyperbole! :tongue:
     
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    Boop Boop Dittem Dattem What-tem Chu!
    Boop Boop Dittem Dattem What-tem Chu!
    Boop Boop Dittem Dattem What-tem Chu!
    And they swam & they swam all over the dam.
     
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    Right on the money there, Alex!

    But in all seriousness, I was kind of using Pee my pants as opoosed to piss.
     
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    'K, so...I'm all agog as to the diff, Chuck! :smile:
     
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    yeah, sometimes i pee my pants a little
     
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    I pee when I get excited:biggrin1:
     
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    Generally, I guess you 'pee' when a little something squirts out due to excessive laughter.

    ...while 'pissing' implies you have some kind of golden shower fetish.

    Of course, I've never had the knack of stopping mid-flow anyway, so I guess I just have to make do with pissing myself laughing. :rolleyes:
     
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    Alex...that is hilarious!

    I love the fact you ponder all
    these imponderables so deeply! :rolleyes:
     
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    What if he originally meant "Poop"?:wink:
     
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    No...that is only for being scared...:wink:
     
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    Yes my Mistress!!!!!
    Treat me like the slut that I am!!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    :eek: Um...sorry...Alt has the whip...
     
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