two gay male deer come out of a bar...

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  1. JaimeB

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    two gay male deer come out of a bar... and one turns to the other one and says "i don't believe i just blew 35 bucks in there!"
     
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    so this man overhears this and says to one would you do my stag night the deer says yes but we will have to charge when the deer tells him how much the man say woow thats a lot, the deer says yes we are two deer
     
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    Great take-off on the original joke. As an American English speaker, however, I have to tell you that a lot of Americans don’t know that “dear” also means “expensive.”

    Two deer = too dear, for my fellow Americans, “too expensive.”
     
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    It seems those Deer had no idea at all. Yet, the buck stopped there, apparently.
     
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    No eye-dear at all. Rhoticized elision is soooo Ozzie... Bucking the trend?
     
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